Interpret this as you may- Flotus and Potus walking in the rain

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32. Be fair people

If rain gets on him, his cheap fake tan and makeup will start to run off his face with the water and those 5 or 6 very long strands of hair that he wraps around his head to pretend he has hair will flop over and drag on the ground while he is walking.

The makeup will sting his eyes and they will begin to water causing a dangerous impairment of his vision.

He won't see that the hair strands are getting tangled up in his Hush Puppies and before the secret service can leap into action “Melania K.” sees her chance. She artfully stumbles backwards and manages to step on Donnie's limp orange strand of hair as she swoons into the waiting arms of the agent she calls 'Ronnie J'.

Within seconds tears of rage flow down Donnie plump cheeks.

On the other side of the globe in an underground bunker housing 20 cubicles the man in Number 17 pumps his fist in victory. "Да! Я выигрываю!!"