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panader0

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21. I met a lady on a job near Bisbee, Az.

Reply to PCIntern (Original post)

Wed Jul 29, 2020, 09:09 AM

Jul 2020

She proudly told me that she was an alien lesbian. She watched us lay block and wanted to
learn the trade. A few years later I saw her on the Jesse Ventura show about lizard people and
Jesse showed film which he said proved her eyes were those of a lizard person. Yowza!

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Hmmm....this Stella Immanuel ( Trump's replacement for Dr Fauci) may have a point [View all] PCIntern Jul 2020 OP

Bwaaaaaawaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah malaise Jul 2020 #1

It's only crazy that she doesn't realize drumpf is one soothsayer Jul 2020 #2

True but... 5X Jul 2020 #3

Ha! I thought the same thing Walleye Jul 2020 #4

He looks less like a lizard than a toad Bettie Jul 2020 #5

I think Barr has the toad look down. Or is it Jabba the Hutt? captain queeg Jul 2020 #8

Can't she admit there are alien lizard zombie vampires? BSdetect Jul 2020 #6

Seriously! Even HOLLYWOOD could not come up with this plot twist in this shitshow of awful. CurtEastPoint Jul 2020 #7

+1000 Thekaspervote Jul 2020 #19

K&R, uponit7771 Jul 2020 #9

Thanks for making me laugh so early in the morning. That's hysterical. Vinca Jul 2020 #10

Herb! Photoshop required in Aisle 5! Layzeebeaver Jul 2020 #11

You nearly owed me a keyboard. niyad Jul 2020 #17

K&R... spanone Jul 2020 #12

I always love your posts but this one is the BEST! Raven Jul 2020 #13

I'm honored: PCIntern Jul 2020 #14

She reminds me of someone noneof_theabove Jul 2020 #15

I couldn't help myself, and was forced to work on this Limerick... Layzeebeaver Jul 2020 #16

Now you owe me a keyboard. niyad Jul 2020 #18

Sometimes the reality distortion field slips and you can see them. lagomorph777 Jul 2020 #20

I met a lady on a job near Bisbee, Az. panader0 Jul 2020 #21

I almost spit out my coffee. Thanks for the morning belly laugh! Cousin Dupree Jul 2020 #22