Trump trashes Postal Service workers after spending years trying to defund them

[crickets]

14. trump says, "Tell the USPS to slow down the mail!"

trump says not long after, "Oh look -- the USPS is so slow! Isn't it slow? Look how slow it is!"

Dude, we can see and hear you create the problem as you're doing it, and then see and hear you pretend it's a surprise problem. Give up on ever being an actor, and don't bother trying to learn a magic trick, ok?