BWHAHAHAHA: Romney Makes Himself EXTRA-BROWN For Univision Audience [View all]

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Still recovering from his Monty Burns-esque “47 percent“ comments, Mitt Romney will do nearly anything to once convince voters that he’s really just a man with no core.


Last night, Señor Captain Capitalist was in Miami at a Univision sponsored meet-the-presidential-candidate forum where he spoke about immigration issue (he opposes Dream Act, previously called for “self deportation“, and has nada support among Latinos), all in hopes of distracting from his comments to 47 percent of America. But there was one very noticeable and horrifyingly distracting thing about Romney: his face looked like he just bathed in a low-budget Boehner bronzer.


Romney, who looked like a hybrid of the melting tanning woman from Something About Mary and if John Boehner was thrown into an industrial dryer and set to hot, was I guess trying to convey that the one percent can be tan too. Of course, the only time Romney ever appears tan is when he’s making a trip to the island states to pick up his money.



See the photos of a Tantastic Romney and you be the judge if whether he’s using Lindsey Lohan’s bronzer to look more Latino:







http://www.addictinginfo.org/2012/09/20/romney-extra-brown/



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