'Where were you in April guys?' Sports columnist shreds GOP 'tantrums' over college football

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2. An excellent question

The Republicans have done a whole lot of nothing for six months, and now they're all bent out of shape because reality didn't conform to their fantasies. Instead, they indulged pointless squabbles over testing, tracing, isolating, and the simple countermeasures recommended by the public health professionals. They also encouraged every crackpot idea about quack cures and remedies, which led to even more unnecessary deaths.

But now collitch footbawl is in danger! Code Red! We're gonna have to "both sides" the shit out of this if we're going to fool the voters into not blaming the Republicans for their inaction.