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27. Write a book called, "I'm Not Awkward, I'm Awkward." n/t

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Just for fun...when Romney loses, what will he do next? [View all] mojo2012 Sep 2012 OP

You have no faith in Premier or SCOTUS or voter id laws. They can win any election valerief Sep 2012 #1

I really do believe in the idea of a secret gov. of sorts. There is sooo RKP5637 Sep 2012 #58

Hole up in the Cayman Islands and sulk. yellowcanine Sep 2012 #2

Open a petting zoo in Oregon. n/t porphyrian Sep 2012 #3

He would hate Oregon. grasswire Sep 2012 #80

...there would be cute little baby goats... n/t porphyrian Sep 2012 #81

Go on a mission to convert the heathen French to Mormonism. greatauntoftriplets Sep 2012 #4

Become the masked Mexican wrestler, Los Manos Fuertes. n/t porphyrian Sep 2012 #5

Well he hasn't worked for years malaise Sep 2012 #6

Roll around in his money, like Scrooge McDuck. nt Bigmack Sep 2012 #7

Visit his money and kiss each bill BlueToTheBone Sep 2012 #8

Host a TV cooking show where they prepare meals for over $50,000. n/t porphyrian Sep 2012 #9

Prepare for his 2016 campaign...... MzShellG Sep 2012 #10

Buy the Cayman Islands, extract all of the wealth and sell them off dirt cheap. n/t porphyrian Sep 2012 #11

Host a charity event for poor, hard-working Makers with Cognitive Dissonance. n/t porphyrian Sep 2012 #12

Maybe sucker him into being on Dancing With The Stars! LOL Wouldn't brewens Sep 2012 #13

Learn to operate a combine on a farm in Iowa. n/t porphyrian Sep 2012 #14

Ambassador to Israel? Faux pas Sep 2012 #15

File an amended tax return. n/t porphyrian Sep 2012 #16

Follow the teachings of Paul Ryan, Master Objectivist. n/t porphyrian Sep 2012 #17

Egg George Bush's house on Halloween with Dick Cheney. n/t porphyrian Sep 2012 #18

Experiment with making love to a man. n/t porphyrian Sep 2012 #19

Create a puppet show of a Passion play for kids. n/t porphyrian Sep 2012 #20

Buy one of the mountains Paul Ryan has climbed, have his likeness carved into it. n/t porphyrian Sep 2012 #21

Claim he's been running for 2016 Nevernose Sep 2012 #22

Eat a dick n/t tufnel Sep 2012 #23

Run for Mormon Prophet Coyotl Sep 2012 #24

Sing a rap song with Kanye. n/t porphyrian Sep 2012 #25

Claim the election was a fraud and he really won. hollysmom Sep 2012 #26

Write a book called, "I'm Not Awkward, I'm Awkward." n/t porphyrian Sep 2012 #27

Get a faux hawk. n/t porphyrian Sep 2012 #28

Train for a sub- 3 hour marathon. mysuzuki2 Sep 2012 #29

Be caught on secret video making armpit fart sounds in church. n/t porphyrian Sep 2012 #30

Pay an old Gypsie woman to curse MSNBC. n/t porphyrian Sep 2012 #31

Nothing. I said nothing! Just leave me alone! n/t porphyrian Sep 2012 #32

Ship more jobs out of America jsr Sep 2012 #33

Bathe in the blood of poor village virgins. n/t porphyrian Sep 2012 #34

- IDemo Sep 2012 #35

Reveal that he is a cat horder in a tearful televised confession. n/t porphyrian Sep 2012 #36

Amend his 2011 tax return MiniMe Sep 2012 #37

+1 treestar Sep 2012 #75

Make a damn fine cup of coffee. n/t porphyrian Sep 2012 #38

Create a powerful new vacuum cleaner with an attachment that hides your wealth from the IRS. n/t porphyrian Sep 2012 #39

One word: parasailing! n/t porphyrian Sep 2012 #40

Play Thurston Howell III on the new Gilligan's Island remake n/t doc03 Sep 2012 #41

He has not lost yet. Golden Raisin Sep 2012 #42

Discover a new species of vole while strip mining the Amazon. n/t porphyrian Sep 2012 #43

Join a yodeling flash mob in Albuquerque. n/t porphyrian Sep 2012 #44

He'll have some 'splain' to do TlalocW Sep 2012 #45

Promote public breast feeding outside of Utah. n/t porphyrian Sep 2012 #46

Make it rain, bitches! n/t porphyrian Sep 2012 #47

Discover that the U.S. has a military made of people, find them gauche. n/t porphyrian Sep 2012 #48

Fade away. Zax2me Sep 2012 #49

Retire to his secret golden sky castle and make the help repolish all of the diamonds. n/t porphyrian Sep 2012 #50

Study to become a dental assistant at DeVry. n/t porphyrian Sep 2012 #51

He will take one huge tax deduction. aandegoons Sep 2012 #52

Whistle Dixie, learn that it is a cliche. n/t porphyrian Sep 2012 #53

He's doing a leveraged buyout of Disneyland! tanyev Sep 2012 #54

Toy with the idea of vampirism, decide he's better off as-is. n/t porphyrian Sep 2012 #55

Fox news anchor just for kicks. n/t RKP5637 Sep 2012 #56

Get the whole world in his hands, have people sing about it. n/t porphyrian Sep 2012 #57

Probably go on the public speaking circuit, maybe write a book about the campaign.... TheMightyFavog Sep 2012 #59

Giggle uncontrollably while finally riding in his limo through a car wash. n/t porphyrian Sep 2012 #60

Buy himself a very large trophy, force people to attend the award ceremony. n/t porphyrian Sep 2012 #61

Celebrity spokesman for Grecian Formula Freddie Sep 2012 #62

Fire People mainstreetonce Sep 2012 #63

Reinforce every stereotype attributed to white people abroad, believe it went well. n/t porphyrian Sep 2012 #64

And what will Paul Ryan do? Freddie Sep 2012 #65

Take up drinking. reformist2 Sep 2012 #66

Stay up all night ordering crap from QVC. n/t porphyrian Sep 2012 #67

Immenentize the eschaton. n/t porphyrian Sep 2012 #68

Anonymously tweet nasty things about Amanda Bynes. n/t porphyrian Sep 2012 #69

Buy an inflatable jump house the size of a football field and let no one jump on it. n/t porphyrian Sep 2012 #70

Announce his candidacy for the USSC. HopeHoops Sep 2012 #71

Give away all of his money to the poor and needy of the world. porphyrian Sep 2012 #72

Dancing With The Stiffs lame54 Sep 2012 #73

He will become a high ranking official in the Obama administration otherone Sep 2012 #74

Amend his taxes. He won't be running for office " For Gosh sakes!" The Wielding Truth Sep 2012 #76

Romney can tell other people how to win their elections Laurajr Sep 2012 #77

Become a Somalian pirate. n/t porphyrian Sep 2012 #78

I always thought that George W's calling was armadillo herder. grasswire Sep 2012 #79

Find the real killers! XemaSab Sep 2012 #82

I didn't know he golfed. Chan790 Sep 2012 #86

Change his name to Gustavo and join the French Foreign Legion. n/t porphyrian Sep 2012 #83

Do the Hustle! Da da da dada dada da da... n/t porphyrian Sep 2012 #84

Go visit his money in the Caymans LiberalEsto Sep 2012 #85

Hosting infomercials selling a boxed set of videos titled: MatthewStLouis Sep 2012 #87

Slip in the bathroom, hit his head and get the idea for the flux capacitor. n/t porphyrian Sep 2012 #88

Divorce Ann and move in with Paul. randome Sep 2012 #89

Go on the "motivational speaker" circuit TXDemoGal Sep 2012 #90

Blame Clinton. n/t porphyrian Sep 2012 #91