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grantcart

(53,061 posts)
30. Books will be written . . .
Thu Aug 27, 2020, 07:14 PM
Aug 2020

For hundreds of years plays will be written, many comedies will use verbatim scripts from Trump and use helicopter background sounds to stimulate the farce we are witnessing.

In the year 2326 there will be the revival of the Mel Brooks-esque "Springtime for Donald" which is based on a a clever scheme to make billions by losing a Presidential election only to win the election and end up in prison. It becomes the ultimate cult classic with millions memorizing every line and flicking to see it in Polish, Swahili and Vietnamese because it just sounds funnier in those languages. Actors have had to learn to stay frozen at certain lines like "I grab them by the pussy", "it will just go away" and put UV in the body" because audiences roar with laughter drowning out dialogue every time.

In the first 100 years after his death 47 different rock operas perform 12,456 times on Trump themes.

If he wins again my wife and I will be returning to Thailand and like many friends will never return.

Fortunately that won't happen.
... Faux pas Aug 2020 #1
I hope you are still with us no matter what. pwb Aug 2020 #2
K&R! (nt) ProfessorGAC Aug 2020 #3
What a fantastic post with which to break your silence! CaliforniaPeggy Aug 2020 #4
I'm calling dibs on helping y'all with your luggage. nt Phoenix61 Aug 2020 #5
I'm calling dibs on Alliepoo Aug 2020 #10
I did the same, but with no possibility. Lonestarblue Aug 2020 #14
Mine, such as they are, are at least one generation too far back. calimary Aug 2020 #51
Beautifully written n/t morillon Aug 2020 #6
K&R alwaysinasnit Aug 2020 #7
GREAT OPINION PIECE Martin Eden Aug 2020 #8
Great piece mountain grammy Aug 2020 #9
What a splendid way to break your silence!! Alliepoo Aug 2020 #11
You are so right seta1950 Aug 2020 #12
Thank you for this. SPOT ON. 634-5789 Aug 2020 #13
My Irish ancestors are too far back to do this... Hekate Aug 2020 #15
Amen to all of that... Moostache Aug 2020 #16
Eloquently stated, sir. dixiechiken1 Aug 2020 #17
Outstanding post. Let me please convey my hope to you PatrickforO Aug 2020 #18
Well said! CaptainTruth Aug 2020 #19
Bravo! Well said, and puts in perspective the big con. Nobody, including Donald LuckyLib Aug 2020 #20
Superb! cp Aug 2020 #21
Does Ireland accept refugees from America? world wide wally Aug 2020 #22
I expect many will leave this country if possible. BigmanPigman Aug 2020 #23
Bravo! stage left Aug 2020 #24
K&R backtoblue Aug 2020 #25
Wonderful opinion piece. I am sorry we are losing you to Ireland. Nt spooky3 Aug 2020 #26
Awesome piece of writing! Thank you for knowing we would agree and appreciate it!❤ Karadeniz Aug 2020 #27
Best analysis cilla4progress Aug 2020 #28
Yours is one of the best critiques I have read on the... 3catwoman3 Aug 2020 #29
Books will be written . . . grantcart Aug 2020 #30
KNR trof Aug 2020 #31
K & R warmfeet Aug 2020 #32
Great post. Nt raccoon Aug 2020 #33
I applaud you llashram Aug 2020 #34
"...the legal immunity he enjoys as president..." live love laugh Aug 2020 #35
Wish I had a way out I_UndergroundPanther Aug 2020 #36
The wait was worth it -- powerfully written piece. nt eppur_se_muova Aug 2020 #37
Excellent! niyad Aug 2020 #38
Things aren't looking good. I believe the nazis will steal another election. C Moon Aug 2020 #39
they wanted anarchy in 2016, anarchy they got. pansypoo53219 Aug 2020 #40
Extremely profound and cogent PCIntern Aug 2020 #41
wonderful opinion post hkp11 Aug 2020 #42
Bravo! Thank you for speaking out! Raster Aug 2020 #43
Well stated Kitchari Aug 2020 #44
Thank you UpInArms Aug 2020 #45
Poignant writing. We'll think on you, if you decide to go home to Green Fields of Ireland... FailureToCommunicate Aug 2020 #46
Well done! Nitram Aug 2020 #47
Eloquent MyMission Aug 2020 #48
I wrote it for a local weekly FightingIrish Aug 2020 #49
A great OP malaise Aug 2020 #50
Beautifully written. Thank you. SharonClark Aug 2020 #52
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