"letter from the "Battle of Lake Travis".... They are hor-lar-ious!!!.. here is mine...
Letters from The Battle Of Lake Travis
My Dearest Wife Karen,
I am writing you to let you know how our battle went....
We set sail at dawn, knowing that we might encounter the enemy, ANTIFA. As we sailed down the huge lake, with our flotilla, every thing was going as planed, when all of a sudden, out of know where, boats began to sink.
Battle Station Alarms started going off every where, and we were not able to locate the enemy. One by one, they sank!... I saw many of my fellow comrades abandon their ships only to be picked up by fellow flotilla. They had the horrors of war on their faces! People screaming in anger as they became wet from the water...Oh the Horror! Many people survive, but many flags and boats did not.
We could not have foreseen the great attack upon our flotilla, as the ANTIFA subs surrounded us, we could not locate them. One of the crew members on our boat, swore that he seen one right under us, but no sonar contact was seen. These ANTIFA monsters knew what they were doing.
As the boats sank, Gas and oil covered the water! With gas floating in the water, we were able to not catch fire. One of our comrades was not so lucky, and they suspect they were hit with a huge can of soup and caught fire! His boat burned to the water line.... It was horrible! We did not know what was going on!....
I know that this sounds grim, but we are still in high spirts, as we honor the dead boats and flags that now sit on the bottom of Lake Travis.... Please pray for our souls as we continue to search for the enemy!
Your Loving Husband,
Chad, Captain of the "Whores Galore's"