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Demoiselle

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86. Assuming that "Heh" is a request for information....

Mon Sep 24, 2012, 05:46 PM

Sep 2012

Your lawn sign will (most likely) be made of a plastic or cardboard sheath set on two spindly metal legs. Wearing rubber gloves and using a table knife/ spatula type implement of some sort, collect dog poo and apply it to the space that surrounds the spindly metal legs on either side but is hidden by the sign itself. This is where the yahoo who uprooted my sign and tossed it away grabbed it... the first time. The second time he tried it, thanks to my efforts, he squeezed some icky onto his hands and left the sign only partially removed from its place. I like to imagine his shriek of disgust.
Nobody's messed with my lawn signs since.

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Have A Greater Day, Hater (& Know YOU are being Watched-"The Police Have Been Here & Filed A Report) [View all] kpete Sep 2012 OP

I wouldn't have told about the camera being installed because she'll find someoneelse to terrorize. southernyankeebelle Sep 2012 #1

I doubt she reads DU and don't dare call her a racist. OffWithTheirHeads Sep 2012 #3

I was just talking in general and I hardly think she is a racist. southernyankeebelle Sep 2012 #17

I will then tavalon Sep 2012 #91

I am talking about the home owner who put the Obama sign up not being a racist. I think you southernyankeebelle Sep 2012 #93

Ah, poor reading comprehension on my part tavalon Sep 2012 #94

Forgetaboutit. It happens a lot to me too. southernyankeebelle Sep 2012 #95

I think she meant that the owner lillypaddle Sep 2012 #41

Let me guess: Brigid Sep 2012 #2

texas shanti Sep 2012 #6

ah. another neighborhood in Texas where the guy hung a chair in effigy progressivebydesign Sep 2012 #38

Judging from the content... GoCubsGo Sep 2012 #4

I'd say a criminal record is the only thing I'd want her to get. freshwest Sep 2012 #11

Actually, I'm guessing it's a guy, around 19. n/t progressivebydesign Sep 2012 #39

One side of the sign looks like a guy wrote it, HooptieWagon Sep 2012 #66

Agreed. What a sweet little couple. Will they breed more hateful wingnuts soon? You betcha. freshwest Sep 2012 #74

The second sign definitely looks like a woman's handwriting Art_from_Ark Sep 2012 #97

" "Republicans Rule!"??? " Spitfire of ATJ Sep 2012 #52

Sounds like bad writing. n/t Scootaloo Sep 2012 #92

True, still, it was cool to see the guy drop like a rock after being shot center mass. Spitfire of ATJ Sep 2012 #96

How do we know it's a "her" and not a "he"?....n/t whathehell Sep 2012 #78

We're assuming it based on the handwriting. GoCubsGo Sep 2012 #81

Agree. The lady like R's are a giveaway... Octafish Sep 2012 #87

If someone called me a "n***** lover"... backscatter712 Sep 2012 #5

+1 madokie Sep 2012 #13

back in 2008 i had someone call me a n****r lover.. frylock Sep 2012 #18

Yeah right! RitchieRich Sep 2012 #67

Better if you ask that question, but specify a certain part of his sister's anatomy he kisses. nt Bigmack Sep 2012 #68

bwahaha! Kali Sep 2012 #70

Hey! A bumper sticker idea! KansDem Sep 2012 #44

Me Too ! jaysunb Sep 2012 #45

Me too! African American heritage is every American's legacy!! zonkers Sep 2012 #46

Remember during the run up to the Iraq Invasion the Right Wing were claiming,... Spitfire of ATJ Sep 2012 #53

I don't even know who still uses that term anymore Blue_Tires Sep 2012 #60

Been in the South lately?? Grammy23 Sep 2012 #80

Yup - they are EVERYWHERE. bitchkitty Sep 2012 #101

The sign owner is correct about one thing.. the writer is female. n/t LeftinOH Sep 2012 #7

Definitely a h.s. girl. And a popular one (the timids don't write "Republicans Rule!"). WinkyDink Sep 2012 #8

Best of luck with this Donowitz Sep 2012 #9

Sorry that happened, kpete Amaril Sep 2012 #10

not ME kpete Sep 2012 #64

Wow. n/t porphyrian Sep 2012 #12

Almost 100% certainly, female handwriting. Between 15 and 40 yrs old. Quantess Sep 2012 #14

Definitely a female - Hell Hath No Fury Sep 2012 #19

Ha! I thought the same thing about little hearts! Indpndnt Sep 2012 #35

I've studied graphology and I really don't think you can be certain of the gender. whathehell Sep 2012 #79

"Christiam?" Hissyspit Sep 2012 #15

One question? maryellen99 Sep 2012 #16

What's a "christiam" AlbertCat Sep 2012 #22

The previous development cycle before Christians. Posteritatis Sep 2012 #54

I would say this is two people. obxhead Sep 2012 #20

I would say this is two people. AlbertCat Sep 2012 #26

No, It Seems To Be The Same Person ChoppinBroccoli Sep 2012 #29

Agree to disagree. obxhead Sep 2012 #30

I'm Not Calling You Out Or Saying You're Wrong.............. ChoppinBroccoli Sep 2012 #32

I'm certainly not one of those either. obxhead Sep 2012 #71

The language of the sign on the left makes me think 19 year old guy... progressivebydesign Sep 2012 #42

That was along the lines I was thinking obxhead Sep 2012 #72

Mutt Rimney, THIS is your base WestWisconsinDem Sep 2012 #21

Hint for everyone ~ goclark Sep 2012 #23

So It's A Fake Camera? ChoppinBroccoli Sep 2012 #49

Got you ~ I 've never had a problem with anyone goclark Sep 2012 #89

I've been advised it's not a good idea to have a camera TrogL Sep 2012 #100

A full camera that transmits can be gotten for around $12 on up so ........ slampoet Sep 2012 #82

I'll look at Walmart goclark Sep 2012 #90

Republicans = the Big Tent for Haters marions ghost Sep 2012 #24

It looks like 2 different handwriting. In my town they don't call us jonesgirl Sep 2012 #25

It looks like 2 different handwriting AlbertCat Sep 2012 #28

The a's look fatter, and the hand pressure is lighter than the other. Don't know, but its jonesgirl Sep 2012 #37

This message was self-deleted by its author bupkus Sep 2012 #27

So filled with the love of Christm! (sic) NICO9000 Sep 2012 #31

sad heaven05 Sep 2012 #33

update warrior1 Sep 2012 #34

I wonder if this fool has a teenaged daughter? Indpndnt Sep 2012 #43

I hope the freak gets the full force of the law ontop of that empty cranium of his. n/t AAO Sep 2012 #48

RW terrorists. Odin2005 Sep 2012 #35

I really love the advice in one of the blog comments about what to do to your own signs. Indpndnt Sep 2012 #40

bwahaha! renate Sep 2012 #50

This message was self-deleted by its author AnotherMcIntosh Sep 2012 #58

If it's a hazard all the better davidpdx Sep 2012 #98

ROAD TRIP thelarge Sep 2012 #47

Free spellcheck for tea bagger signs. jeeze louise. nt LaydeeBug Sep 2012 #51

Update from rawstory.com avebury Sep 2012 #55

I'm guessing this was done by Jamaal510 Sep 2012 #56

Cross a Christian and a Mormon and get a Christiam? mountain grammy Sep 2012 #57

Not A Christian,.... just a Christiam beachgirl2365 Sep 2012 #62

Definitely right handed. Spitfire of ATJ Sep 2012 #59

That's seriously disgusting. HopeHoops Sep 2012 #61

Isn't it? I can't believe people still use the term and think it gives them some kind of power. Iris Sep 2012 #63

Well, if you find out who it is, just point out that we're all genetically African. HopeHoops Sep 2012 #73

haha! Iris Sep 2012 #75

Try it just for grins. HopeHoops Sep 2012 #76

Looks like someone who is fearful KauaiK Sep 2012 #65

I hope you catch this person NEWYORKDEM Sep 2012 #69

I put a Dean sign out one year and alienated half the neighborhood. stubtoe Sep 2012 #102

Wow! NEWYORKDEM Sep 2012 #108

I hope the ignorant prick comes back and you catch him or her. Lint Head Sep 2012 #77

Wow ismnotwasm Sep 2012 #83

If you'd like to hear my homemade formula for dealing with lawn sign vandalism... Demoiselle Sep 2012 #84

Heh ismnotwasm Sep 2012 #85

Assuming that "Heh" is a request for information.... Demoiselle Sep 2012 #86

Here's who made it OK to be a racist... Octafish Sep 2012 #88

I would be surprised if the person who did this..... Swede Atlanta Sep 2012 #99

Both sides were written by the same person--look at the 'S's & 'M's proReality Sep 2012 #103

She got one thing right azureblue Sep 2012 #104

Yeah, they rule - TXN in WA Sep 2012 #105

Honestly kpete, I am intimidated. dotymed Sep 2012 #106

That person committed so many crimes it's pathetic: George II Sep 2012 #107

Probably a husband and wife team. jackbenimble Sep 2012 #109