I have a plan for Trump's retirement in a few months: [View all]

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He can become the spokesman for what will be formerly called “Home Depot”, which will have changed its name to “Home Despot“. He’s already color-coordinated. It’s perfect. The founder is A RWNJ, the staff there is unhelpful even when you can find them, no one ever picks up the phone and everyone there fixes the blame rather than fixing the problem. He will feel right at home, and as a plus there’s always a fast food restaurant within 200 yards, easily traveled to by golf cart.