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112. My prediction for the day after Election Day 2012

Mon Sep 24, 2012, 10:10 PM

Sep 2012

Jim Robinson, seeing that his life's work has failed as the Evil Muslim Kenyan Socialist slides to an easy 400-vote victory, summons his freepers to Fresno for a Kool-Aid party. Since it's kinda hard to actually get cyanide, the drink will contain antifreeze. All six of the people who haven't been zotted yet will martyr themselves before a shrine to Ronald Reagan. The rest of the world will never notice.

In other news, with the new Democratic majorities in the House and strengthened majorities in the Senate, substantial filibuster reform is implemented and a moratorium on naming post offices until the economy is back on track is signed.

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freeper predictions for the day AFTER election day 2012 [View all] grasswire Sep 2012 OP

sounds like fantasy land hollysmom Sep 2012 #1

What can a sane person say other than those people ive in fantasy-land. nt bluestate10 Sep 2012 #2

Actually, they live in Bizarro World LongTomH Sep 2012 #73

They're about as grounded in reality as their candidate is. sadbear Sep 2012 #3

they think the stock market is in the toilet grasswire Sep 2012 #5

I was thinking the same thing Angry Dragon Sep 2012 #13

It is! Businesses in the DOW are making record profits! Indpndnt Sep 2012 #34

freepers must think the markets were never better rurallib Sep 2012 #54

The DJIA is about 650 points away... A HERETIC I AM Sep 2012 #51

they can not read numbers that large! lunasun Sep 2012 #80

Even the freepers I sit next to at work are lauding the stock market woodsprite Sep 2012 #58

There are several manufacturers in a short radius of where I live undergoing major expansions. bulloney Sep 2012 #87

Clearly, in the basement they rock back and forth in while clutching their guns... onehandle Sep 2012 #4

What a bunch of looney tunes IVoteDFL Sep 2012 #6

I call them *The Gullibles* grasswire Sep 2012 #7

Dungeons & Dragons: Romney Obama version. L0oniX Sep 2012 #8

More like "Munchkins & Monty Hall"... JHB Sep 2012 #117

These are adults who believe in political unicorns. JohnnyRingo Sep 2012 #9

"The stock market will begin to recover" DefenseLawyer Sep 2012 #10

Damn That Obama. He Has Made Buying Stock Unaffordable DemocratSinceBirth Sep 2012 #15

LOL! Jeff In Milwaukee Sep 2012 #64

that was a good one Enrique Sep 2012 #65

I Can't Believe They Can Even Conceive Of A Scenario Where Romney Wins ChoppinBroccoli Sep 2012 #11

same idiots who believed Rummy's" the Iraqis will meet us with flowers/6 weeks over and out" lunasun Sep 2012 #82

Deluuuuuuuuuusional!!! mfcorey1 Sep 2012 #12

scary FirstLight Sep 2012 #14

several posts talk about guns and ammo grasswire Sep 2012 #18

Anecdotal observation: ammo is hard to find lately NickB79 Sep 2012 #31

Methinks they're gonna be in for a big shock come 11/7 NICO9000 Sep 2012 #16

His own party hates him. No one will be cheering. JaneyVee Sep 2012 #17

Sad...and scary. KSstellarcat Sep 2012 #19

That's the way I felt when I found DU get the red out Sep 2012 #61

Welcome home. Jackpine Radical Sep 2012 #127

The willful rejection of reality is stunning. Ikonoklast Sep 2012 #20

That last one about Obama dumping the prisoners out... I wanna see that movie! Bucky Sep 2012 #21

This calls for Kurt Russell! (nt) Jeff In Milwaukee Sep 2012 #66

"speaks well, although incoherently" wryter2000 Sep 2012 #22

Freeper "cherry" posts incoherently although not well n/t Enrique Sep 2012 #71

He uses words they don't understand siligut Sep 2012 #98

His shit's all retarded. Frank Cannon Sep 2012 #114

We have a dangerous situation when at least a 3rd of Americans are... Odin2005 Sep 2012 #23

Here are the Republican geniuses valerief Sep 2012 #24

Ugh. Reminded of the complete ignorance in America. These people breed... progressivebydesign Sep 2012 #40

When the media mostly gets it. But it is not equal to each party. The Wielding Truth Sep 2012 #79

If Romney wins... Dread Pirate Roberts Sep 2012 #25

I Almost Spit Out My Drink On My Lap Top/ Now If Obama Wins (According To A Freeper) DemocratSinceBirth Sep 2012 #30

They really think he's a Marxist Muslim. Eric J in MN Sep 2012 #26

Yeah, don't confuse them with facts. Indpndnt Sep 2012 #39

This "the stock market will begin to recover". Warren Stupidity Sep 2012 #27

depends on if they win/lose Hukdonfonix Sep 2012 #28

What planet are these crazies living on? louis-t Sep 2012 #29

hahaha. Oh how I wish we had a troll over there to ask that question. nt progressivebydesign Sep 2012 #37

...maybe I should stay indoors that week ecstatic Sep 2012 #32

the chicken littles have spoken... wonko Sep 2012 #33

welcome to DU! renate Sep 2012 #125

To Jane Long: It's a Wonderful Life was a movie. There is no "Pottersville." progressivebydesign Sep 2012 #35

Here's my prediction. Ganja Ninja Sep 2012 #36

"Obama has his implosion of a temper tantrum" VWolf Sep 2012 #38

They forgot the part where we round them up and make them into soap. Arugula Latte Sep 2012 #41

soup. soyent green. you get it with your EBT card. Warren Stupidity Sep 2012 #44

the cooking and baking forum will work on some recipes n/t grasswire Sep 2012 #48

Well, Freeper fat is the richest, creamiest fat in the land, lol Erose999 Sep 2012 #50

yer makin me feel a bit queasy... grasswire Sep 2012 #68

"Obammy?" Mad_Dem_X Sep 2012 #42

That and Obummer RockaFowler Sep 2012 #59

they have many versions grasswire Sep 2012 #62

Romney wins: Middle East tensions will begin to heal, the stock market will begin to recover....... Smilo Sep 2012 #43

Was going to post this very thing... Earth_First Sep 2012 #126

I like the idea of him pardoning all of the Marxist radicals... nt Comrade_McKenzie Sep 2012 #45

I'm going to drink their tears after Obama wins Cali_Democrat Sep 2012 #46

Ewww.... Jeff In Milwaukee Sep 2012 #69

The sweet tears of unfathomable sadness. Frank Cannon Sep 2012 #115

The stock market will begin to recover. GeorgeGist Sep 2012 #47

The stock market will begin to recover? Tsiyu Sep 2012 #49

I'm sure they're all preparing for HELTER SKELTER. Erose999 Sep 2012 #52

Inner city yutes? Is he the judge from My Cousin Vinnie? Initech Sep 2012 #53

I laughed at that too... grasswire Sep 2012 #55

Its freeper code for " young black males". Saphire Sep 2012 #94

LOL! First post is completely and utterly delusional: NYC Liberal Sep 2012 #56

you know, just like the end of WW2! grasswire Sep 2012 #60

Funny thing is that it has happened...in 2008, when OBAMA was elected. NYC Liberal Sep 2012 #67

Or just like when we rolled into Iraq in 2003 (nt) Jeff In Milwaukee Sep 2012 #70

a bit more grasswire Sep 2012 #57

WOLVERINES!!!!! Jeff In Milwaukee Sep 2012 #72

tell me what you were thinking when you wrote that grasswire Sep 2012 #89

From the movie "Red Dawn" Jeff In Milwaukee Sep 2012 #97

With any luck the Fweepers will find pea shooters hifiguy Sep 2012 #131

How can someone speak well and at the same time be incoherent? Jennicut Sep 2012 #63

What it meant was that Obama doesn't speak in Ebonics... bluesbassman Sep 2012 #85

I want what they're smoking. bulloney Sep 2012 #74

"I think you will see companies moving out of the country..." KansDem Sep 2012 #75

They live in a completely different reality Prophet 451 Sep 2012 #76

WTF does this mean? malaise Sep 2012 #77

All of those posters NEED to be put in an insane asylum. nt abelenkpe Sep 2012 #78

these so called God fearing people (the frepers) graham4anything Sep 2012 #81

If Mitt wins DJ13 Sep 2012 #83

dream on freepers! gopiscrap Sep 2012 #84

Do they not look at polls? theinquisitivechad Sep 2012 #86

The polls are fixed. ALL of them. Librul media, dontyaknow? Indpndnt Sep 2012 #92

Just surreal DiverDave Sep 2012 #88

"Dogs and cats living together!!" renie408 Sep 2012 #90

Hello? The stock market will begin to recover?? Blue_In_AK Sep 2012 #91

Marxist Muslim???? Rainngirl Sep 2012 #93

Yeah, I'm sure the Middle East will begin to heal as Rmoney bombs Iran. These people sinkingfeeling Sep 2012 #95

This reads exactly like the garbage LibertyLover Sep 2012 #96

The day after election 2012 ... lpbk2713 Sep 2012 #99

Remember, these folks are the intellectual braintrust of the modern conservative movement. Old and In the Way Sep 2012 #100

It is a shame Reagan emptied the mental hospitals. Those people need help. appleannie1 Sep 2012 #101

Bizarre - and how can you be a 'Marxist Muslim' anyway? LeftishBrit Sep 2012 #102

a gaggle of geniuses....with a combined IQ of around 63 spanone Sep 2012 #103

I'll tell ya what scares me.. Permanut Sep 2012 #104

I dunno. It seems to be just about their speed... JHB Sep 2012 #122

Just a year ago these same people were saying they would never vote for that "socialist Romney" ck4829 Sep 2012 #105

from that link..... lunasun Sep 2012 #106

ohohyeah, vehicle borne mobs of yute! grasswire Sep 2012 #107

They forgot to mention the Locusts M_M Sep 2012 #108

Please. If you insist on stepping in dog-shit. bluestate10 Sep 2012 #109

ATTN: Freepers take a shit in the forest fascisthunter Sep 2012 #110

Bwwwa ha ha ha. All that stupid in one place. lonestarnot Sep 2012 #111

My prediction for the day after Election Day 2012 jmowreader Sep 2012 #112

MORE POSTS, CRAZY DOESNT EVEN BEGIN TO DESCRIBE THEM: Katashi_itto Sep 2012 #113

Jesus Hernandez Christ Frank Cannon Sep 2012 #116

"Come, Tatoo, we must meet our new guests..." JHB Sep 2012 #118

When Obama wins the freepers heads will explode davidpdx Sep 2012 #119

Fess up! JustAnotherGen Sep 2012 #120

The stock market will begin to recover??????? Tim4319 Sep 2012 #121

I thought the Freepers weren't allowed to root for Romney distantearlywarning Sep 2012 #123

yep that's it grasswire Sep 2012 #124

"The stock market will begin to recover"? So this clown must think that the DOW posted every day brewens Sep 2012 #128

Look at this thread title from FR: Has NewsMax gone pro Obama and pro Liberal? denverbill Sep 2012 #129

Eat the POTATO chips, not the lead PAINT chips, hifiguy Sep 2012 #130