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51. I shouldn't laugh because that is a serious injury...but...

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Shopper flaunting his gun in checkout line shoots himself in the groin, Oregon cops say [View all] Zorro Sep 2020 OP

I hope it leaves him incapable of reproducing. CrispyQ Sep 2020 #1

It's called divine intervention!... Illumination Sep 2020 #30

Actually if he hasn't reproduced whistler162 Sep 2020 #115

or a gun humpers vasectomy. nt PufPuf23 Sep 2020 #124

Whew! Good thing nothing was there to be injured. Boogiemack Sep 2020 #156

It was a 9mm bullet. About as wide as the (Forum) above this line. CaptYossarian Sep 2020 #35

Modern urological science can do wonders HermitageHermit Sep 2020 #58

Which for this dude will be equivalent to a Brain Transplant Le Roi de Pot Sep 2020 #72

LOL! lunatica Sep 2020 #90

He'll still probably need a bigger gun to compensate for the loss. Crunchy Frog Sep 2020 #119

That might help little joe out ornotna Sep 2020 #122

doesn't sound like it HermitageHermit Sep 2020 #146

This guy was very lucky ornotna Sep 2020 #148

I am hoping it leaves him incapable of gopiscrap Sep 2020 #70

My first thought: are there little morons at home already? lindysalsagal Sep 2020 #74

MY first thought as well Bettie Sep 2020 #96

Guess he won't do that again... Aristus Sep 2020 #2

Darwin failed malaise Sep 2020 #3

Unless he hadn't yet procreated ToxMarz Sep 2020 #16

Darwin was supposed to eliminate that possibility malaise Sep 2020 #33

You get a Darwin Award by taking yourself out by death or you can't procreate sakabatou Sep 2020 #104

OK malaise Sep 2020 #105

From the source whistler162 Sep 2020 #126

This message was self-deleted by its author malaise Sep 2020 #33

Darwin succeeded! (nt) Richard D Sep 2020 #42

Only if he hasn't sterlized whistler162 Sep 2020 #116

Even if he's already reproduced, it still counts if Crunchy Frog Sep 2020 #144

Hope it took a nut or two of off that asshat........... Bengus81 Sep 2020 #4

This idiot could just as easily shot an innocent person...no open carry period. Demsrule86 Sep 2020 #5

No need to have a round in the chamber Kaleva Sep 2020 #13

I'm against carrying in general, but... Act_of_Reparation Sep 2020 #28

Sure, Disaffected Sep 2020 #121

I don't see how where you live correlates with reaction time. Act_of_Reparation Sep 2020 #164

It's a metaphor: Disaffected Sep 2020 #166

It was sarcasm. Act_of_Reparation Sep 2020 #172

I disagree. Glocks can be safely carried with a round in the chamber. Only improper handling Dial H For Hero Sep 2020 #77

I think we both agree that level of training ought to determine what, if any, type of gun to have Kaleva Sep 2020 #109

yes Locrian Sep 2020 #137

Exactly. nt Blue_true Sep 2020 #120

Another "responsible gun owner" heard from. JHB Sep 2020 #6

I hope everyone just stared at him. lpbk2713 Sep 2020 #7

We might find out soon. CaptYossarian Sep 2020 #41

Oh now that's funny Capt!... Illumination Sep 2020 #132

I've always believed the companies with security cameras save their "greatest hits" CaptYossarian Sep 2020 #162

You might have something there Capt! Looks like everyone enjoyed a good laugh about this Illumination Sep 2020 #163

Let the neocons provide the comic relief to go with the anguish they create. CaptYossarian Sep 2020 #165

What you mean is that you hope everyone just stared @ his new unenhanced features? Illumination Sep 2020 #130

It never gets old... Buns_of_Fire Sep 2020 #8

i never saw that before barbtries Sep 2020 #14

The difference here is that the guy in the video was still a baritone. CaptYossarian Sep 2020 #44

It's so true! It never gets old! Dem2theMax Sep 2020 #106

Was this the guy that was gonna "show you how to safely louis-t Sep 2020 #110

FB pic JudyM Sep 2020 #9

Fine Specimen... Lochloosa Sep 2020 #15

I thought that story needed a picture. Thanks for posting it. - n/t Jim__ Sep 2020 #22

Let's see how tough he is now minus his weiner & jewels!... Illumination Sep 2020 #24

No wonder! CaptYossarian Sep 2020 #45

Ya mean, 21? 3Hotdogs Sep 2020 #125

In his clan, anything over 16 is "gifted". CaptYossarian Sep 2020 #161

How about we put that pic on a giant billboard in his town with some choice words about what he did? Dark n Stormy Knight Sep 2020 #65

Three percenter, a neo-Nazi greenjar_01 Sep 2020 #100

Good for him for wearing a mask. FuzzyRabbit Sep 2020 #108

I don't think it has anything to do with the virus. I think it's part JI7 Sep 2020 #139

"You talkin' to me?"........"well...oops". oasis Sep 2020 #138

and the saftey was off. dumb , dumb dumb dumb AllaN01Bear Sep 2020 #10

It's my understanding that Glocks don't have safeties Kaleva Sep 2020 #17

Keep it in its holster and it wont go off, the brain is always the #1 best "safety" Baclava Sep 2020 #59

According to the story, it was in his waistband, not an actual holster. niyad Sep 2020 #68

Exactly! NEVER carry a Glock unless its in a holster, it will only go off if trigger is pulled Baclava Sep 2020 #80

Exactly jmowreader Sep 2020 #67

More specifically angrychair Sep 2020 #157

He got humped by his own gun. n/t iscooterliberally Sep 2020 #11

Didn't rwnj Bob Barr, r-AL at the time, shoot himself in the foot at a gun show? George II Sep 2020 #12

Idiots Timewas Sep 2020 #18

Got into an argument about glocks trc Sep 2020 #27

Hm...by that logic, you wouldn't own a double action revolver. Dial H For Hero Sep 2020 #79

Can we keep the gunhumper mutual masturbation Codeine Sep 2020 #113

How charming.... Dial H For Hero Sep 2020 #135

Apples Timewas Sep 2020 #128

Not the same Timewas Sep 2020 #131

With a standard 5.5 pound connector Glocks run around 6 to 7 lbs, and the heavier double actions Dial H For Hero Sep 2020 #141

True Timewas Sep 2020 #143

Fair point. There are many people carrying whose entire training regimen consists of going Dial H For Hero Sep 2020 #145

If you carry Timewas Sep 2020 #129

This should be the case with any firearm. Dial H For Hero Sep 2020 #142

People Control, Not Gun Control Sancho Sep 2020 #19

Thanks for the very sensible arguments. BarbD Sep 2020 #60

He's an idiot. Glocks just don't go off easily, even though they have no safety ashredux Sep 2020 #20

Posing with guns, middle finger and shooting yourself in the nuts is no way to go through life son. Evolve Dammit Sep 2020 #21

A dead (almost) give away that he's a republican! Illumination Sep 2020 #25

Now, there's a good gun with a bad guy! sure why not Sep 2020 #23

This message was self-deleted by its author StTimofEdenRoc Sep 2020 #26

"narrowly missing his femoral artery" sdfernando Sep 2020 #29

The immortal words of the Outlaw Josey Whales, flamin lib Sep 2020 #31

This message was self-deleted by its author Doc_Technical Sep 2020 #54

Moron cocked a glock...it's a semi auto so he's clearly not the brightest bulb in the box. ResistantAmerican17 Sep 2020 #32

That is self correcting behavior sarisataka Sep 2020 #36

Well his thing was so small he most likely missed it entirely. redstatebluegirl Sep 2020 #37

While pulling out his gun and holding it with his left hand.. Hotler Sep 2020 #38

He should have compared it to his phone. CaptYossarian Sep 2020 #47

Thank goodness he didn't hurt anyone else. JohnnyRingo Sep 2020 #39

At least he can't breed LW1977 Sep 2020 #40

So he shot his junk BumRushDaShow Sep 2020 #43

I devoutly hope that is what happened. nt. Mariana Sep 2020 #46

Dude! Ya shotcher balls off! NBachers Sep 2020 #48

I know it seems funny, but this is serious. A person could have been injured or killed. Crunchy Frog Sep 2020 #49

keep your damn booger hook melm00se Sep 2020 #50

Almost hit his femoral artery...🤦 irisblue Sep 2020 #51

Not only that, but he was the victim of a huge mobilization of socialized emergency care. NBachers Sep 2020 #153

I shouldn't laugh because that is a serious injury...but... PatrickforO Sep 2020 #51

what a jackass. wish he's shot off that ding-a-ling. nt iluvtennis Sep 2020 #53

What a shame. LuckyCharms Sep 2020 #55

Fucking asshole, Don't those guns have a safety? njhoneybadger Sep 2020 #56

No, they don't dumbcat Sep 2020 #83

Wow, just looked it up and they said your finger is the safety njhoneybadger Sep 2020 #92

They have a safety, it is built into the end of the trigger, when you pull the trigger it releases. EX500rider Sep 2020 #93

Not to good children or dumb bastards njhoneybadger Sep 2020 #94

People shouldn't leave loaded guns around children safety or no & dumb bastards are hard to protect EX500rider Sep 2020 #151

Good for him. dalton99a Sep 2020 #57

I had a coworker who gave birth to a little girl. liberalmuse Sep 2020 #61

guns make people stupid lindysalsagal Sep 2020 #76

Terrible stories. Especially the first one. I've had my experience also & for myself believe they're Illumination Sep 2020 #134

He sure pwned us libs! Leith Sep 2020 #62

Was the gun cocked? N_E_1 for Tennis Sep 2020 #63

He's half cocked now,lol Baclava Sep 2020 #66

Glocks don't have an external hammer that you can cock. When a round is put in the chamber, Dial H For Hero Sep 2020 #81

It was a humorous sentence...nt N_E_1 for Tennis Sep 2020 #82

I'm humor-challenged when I stay up too late and don't get enough sleep. Dial H For Hero Sep 2020 #85

Hey, H... N_E_1 for Tennis Sep 2020 #112

The cock was gunned. LuckyCharms Sep 2020 #136

For sure, he will keep the gun to fend off hasslers. But, he should go to shooters' school NCjack Sep 2020 #64

........I Laughed Out Loud...... titanicdave Sep 2020 #69

Just desserts. calimary Sep 2020 #71

The latest episode in the ongoing, long running series PoindexterOglethorpe Sep 2020 #73

Was it a 2 balls or less line? lame54 Sep 2020 #75

He had no business unholstering inside the store. LiberalFighter Sep 2020 #78

Check on aisle 3... Mendocino Sep 2020 #84

Schadenfreude Fritz Walter Sep 2020 #86

Ohh, I do love that image. niyad Sep 2020 #91

I am not in a charitable mood this morning. With any luck, he will have permanently removed niyad Sep 2020 #87

Aim higher, douchebag Blue Owl Sep 2020 #88

I'd pay to see a video of that. Talitha Sep 2020 #89

Probably had an appendix carry holster Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin Sep 2020 #95

Departure of the Dumbest...... LPBBEAR Sep 2020 #97

Gosh! Golly! Didn't he watch the Eddie Eagle videos? Grokenstein Sep 2020 #98

Yes, but will he seize the throne? Marcuse Sep 2020 #99

Thank you mountain grammy Sep 2020 #101

He should have left BHDem53 Sep 2020 #102

Thoughts and prayers Withywindle Sep 2020 #103

I feel better for Lincoln City for now RANDYWILDMAN Sep 2020 #107

lol@ your "encouraging" words. Oh & Cha Sep 2020 #111

So he shot his branze out.LMAO 😁 Tribetime Sep 2020 #114

I believe this is what they call a cockblock. Niagara Sep 2020 #117

Too bad he didn't have it aimed at his crotch. Blue_true Sep 2020 #118

He missed in my opinion. warmfeet Sep 2020 #123

Later in the story, "he would have shot his penis off Ferrets are Cool Sep 2020 #127

Before people get all exercised about Glocks not having manual safeties ... Straw Man Sep 2020 #133

But it takes much more force to fire a revolver then a Glock Kaleva Sep 2020 #160

That's a two-way street. Straw Man Sep 2020 #167

I practice point shooting using DA only as taught by Applegate and Col. Charles Askins Kaleva Sep 2020 #168

Sounds like a revolver is the right choice for you then. Straw Man Sep 2020 #170

One reason I enjoy the debate about guns is there is no one right answer Kaleva Sep 2020 #171

I sincerely hope he shot his penis completely down to a stump. . . . BigDemVoter Sep 2020 #140

That should learn him! burrowowl Sep 2020 #147

Probably not. Aussie105 Sep 2020 #150

Strange! Aussie105 Sep 2020 #149

Ellingford was so embarrassed about what happened,..... MadMike47 Sep 2020 #152

So sorry. luvallpeeps Sep 2020 #154

Well, at least he won't suffer from testosterone poisoning anymore. GoneOffShore Sep 2020 #155

I would bet any amount that this moron is a trump cultist. mwb970 Sep 2020 #158

is he in jail? quakerboy Sep 2020 #159

I shouldn't laugh... uriel1972 Sep 2020 #169