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Tue Sep 25, 2012, 09:52 AM

freshwest (53,661 posts)

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129 replies	Author	Time	Post
About time I weighed in... [View all]	Aviation Pro	Sep 2012	OP
Righteous!	rug	Sep 2012	#1
Righteous indeed!	tosh	Sep 2012	#18
Are you kidding me? He built that plane himself.	lonestarnot	Sep 2012	#2
Here's the plane that Romney built -- lots of fresh air	nichomachus	Sep 2012	#115
LOL!!!!	w8liftinglady	Sep 2012	#3
I'm a naive pilot....	Aviation Pro	Sep 2012	#5
Dallas Morning News...hehe	w8liftinglady	Sep 2012	#10
Can we surmise, then, that Mitt can't count on the aviator vote?	LiberalAndProud	Sep 2012	#4
A lot of pilots...	Aviation Pro	Sep 2012	#7
I recently retired from a major airline, and	The Velveteen Ocelot	Sep 2012	#11
I trained a bunch of those folks...	Aviation Pro	Sep 2012	#15
Maybe ALPA is special and not like the other unions	The Velveteen Ocelot	Sep 2012	#17
Perhaps they remember the PATCO strike of 1981	Doc_Technical	Sep 2012	#52
They know that won't happen. The airlines need them and can't replace them.	The Velveteen Ocelot	Sep 2012	#54
not really	Bombero1956	Sep 2012	#106
ALPA wouldn't be unique if that were the case.	Not Sure	Sep 2012	#126
I generally keep politics out of the cockpit because of the attitudes of the vast majority	av8rdave	Sep 2012	#107
Oh god I love your avatar!	flygal	Sep 2012	#122
Thanks..that one was a lucky find	av8rdave	Sep 2012	#128
I know a handful of very liberal pilots from my old job.	The Velveteen Ocelot	Sep 2012	#123
They are out there, but few and far between	av8rdave	Sep 2012	#129
Aren't many commercial pilots former military pilots?	Stargazer09	Sep 2012	#116
About 20%...	Aviation Pro	Sep 2012	#118
Thank you!	treestar	Sep 2012	#6
"walking wad of brown splat"	Tennessee Gal	Sep 2012	#8
The colorfull descriptions of Romney gave me a good old laughing fit, also.	lumpy	Sep 2012	#58
+1	WheelWalker	Sep 2012	#64
That has been one of my favorite so far...	EnviroBat	Sep 2012	#92
I have been almost hysterical over this one	The Velveteen Ocelot	Sep 2012	#9
Did the chicken wing thing....	Aviation Pro	Sep 2012	#12
Yep, those nice floating windows	The Velveteen Ocelot	Sep 2012	#13
He doesn't read the	xxqqqzme	Sep 2012	#40
Well, I guess he can write off the pilot vote......	tavalon	Sep 2012	#14
Not necessarily. An awful lot of airline pilots	The Velveteen Ocelot	Sep 2012	#16
Perhaps because they want something from the union	pangaia	Sep 2012	#27
Oh, they know it's a union.	The Velveteen Ocelot	Sep 2012	#31
They'll get it...	Aviation Pro	Sep 2012	#86
Bullies?	Mopar151	Sep 2012	#65
I'd like to add one thing;	A HERETIC I AM	Sep 2012	#19
He would need...	awoke_in_2003	Sep 2012	#39
Then remove them from the aircraft and hard wire them!! N/T	A HERETIC I AM	Sep 2012	#41
That would go against...	awoke_in_2003	Sep 2012	#77
Wellllll...in this particular instance....	A HERETIC I AM	Sep 2012	#78
He's so full of shit and hot air	snort	Sep 2012	#124
Couldn't have said it better myself	Applan	Sep 2012	#20
Had to post here so I can find this again.	Xyzse	Sep 2012	#21
Payne Stewart	bleever	Sep 2012	#22
No, there was no open window in that case.	The Velveteen Ocelot	Sep 2012	#25
Not an open window, but the same catastrophic	bleever	Sep 2012	#29
There was some initial speculation	The Velveteen Ocelot	Sep 2012	#36
Amazing.	ronnie624	Sep 2012	#85
No, the Payne Stewart accident was the result...	Aviation Pro	Sep 2012	#51
Thanks.	bleever	Sep 2012	#113
He invited the pilots over to dinner to thank them	Richard D	Sep 2012	#23
Rec'd for	Timbuk3	Sep 2012	#24
You have NO idea how much I needed your BRILLIANT post!!!	WinstonSmith4740	Sep 2012	#26
LOL! - great line, Aviation Pro: "F yourself with a pitot-static tube."	mike dub	Sep 2012	#28
I doubt there is a third grader who doesn't know the reason plane windows don't open...	hlthe2b	Sep 2012	#30
I'm sending this to some friends with the notation:	Mira	Sep 2012	#32
Exceptional. Are you really John Stewart?.........................nft	plethoro	Sep 2012	#33
So, I take it...	awoke_in_2003	Sep 2012	#34
Don't hold back Pro, Tell us what you really think!	mucifer	Sep 2012	#35
Holy Shite	malaise	Sep 2012	#37
That's some good old fashioned potty-mouthed fun!	tridim	Sep 2012	#38
I loves me some Aviation Pro!	Skittles	Sep 2012	#42
don't hold back	Kyad06	Sep 2012	#43
I don't know what a pitot-static tube is,	ejbr	Sep 2012	#44
It's not thick, but it's pointed and hot.	The Velveteen Ocelot	Sep 2012	#49
Here's a couple pics;	A HERETIC I AM	Sep 2012	#60
A-330 config	DemoTex	Sep 2012	#74
MAC!!!! YA Bastid!!! Howarya!?!?!	A HERETIC I AM	Sep 2012	#76
Are you a famous writer?	Kyad06	Sep 2012	#45
Bravo! Even The Rude One couldn't have done it better!	Buns_of_Fire	Sep 2012	#46
Heavens! GREAT rant! My husband is a pilot and when I read him this stuff, he just shook his head.	calimary	Sep 2012	#47
! n/t	porphyrian	Sep 2012	#48
Thank You Aviaton Pro	amuse bouche	Sep 2012	#50
Mitt, Catheterize yourself with a pitot probe!!	longship	Sep 2012	#53
Rec'd by the time I got to "moron".	JohnnyRingo	Sep 2012	#55
Shakespeare be damned. I found my new favorite author.	Marie Marie	Sep 2012	#56
Obviously Knows Nothing About Aviation	USMCMustang	Sep 2012	#57
You are fucking brutally hilarious. Don't ever get mad at me!	SunSeeker	Sep 2012	#59
This is brilliant! And inspired. Bravo!!	Indpndnt	Sep 2012	#61
You should be in the debates.	begin_within	Sep 2012	#62
Exactly. Kick and recommend for unambiguous clarity !!	WheelWalker	Sep 2012	#63
Oh my.	asjr	Sep 2012	#66
Next week: Mitt Romney - "Why is there no screen door on this submarine?"	Initech	Sep 2012	#67
Best Post Of The Evening nt	a geek named Bob	Sep 2012	#68
I didn't know that it's so cold at 30,000 feet.	Jamaal510	Sep 2012	#69
Temperature and high altitude flight are critically linked	DemoTex	Sep 2012	#73
Yep, and usually the only Met interview question....	Aviation Pro	Sep 2012	#75
What's Met?	Manifestor_of_Light	Sep 2012	#80
Meteorology....	Aviation Pro	Sep 2012	#84
Yup, you science geek you	nadinbrzezinski	Sep 2012	#99
heheheh	SammyWinstonJack	Sep 2012	#70
+100000	dionysus	Sep 2012	#71
As a retired Mad Dog captain (MD-80), I endorse Aviation Pro's comments	DemoTex	Sep 2012	#72
LOL....you cad. You old flyboys and your sense of humor.	A HERETIC I AM	Sep 2012	#79
THAT is the funniest fucking thing I've ever seen!	DemoTex	Sep 2012	#87
Dittto	northoftheborder	Sep 2012	#125
"Lead flight attendant came up to make sure crew had on masks"	Hassin Bin Sober	Sep 2012	#81
Not then, but maybe now.	DemoTex	Sep 2012	#88
Rec	Cali_Democrat	Sep 2012	#82
What on earth are you talking about? O_O nt	cecilfirefox	Sep 2012	#83
16 years in the commercial aviation business and I'm still LMAO	spiderpig	Sep 2012	#89
This is why Mitt's campaign gets no "lift"	JBoy	Sep 2012	#90
Honestly, I did not need that much informtion	Courtesy Flush	Sep 2012	#91
Wow....just fucking WOW!!!!	Hepburn	Sep 2012	#93
Oh, my. Tell us what you really think.	TrogL	Sep 2012	#94
LOL@Time of Useful Consciousness of about 30 seconds...	freshwest	Sep 2012	#95
I liked Rachel's take on it last night too	nadinbrzezinski	Sep 2012	#96
Fine....	Aviation Pro	Sep 2012	#101
LOL we all gotta keep a sense of humor	nadinbrzezinski	Sep 2012	#102
thank you for weighing in Aviation Pro	barbtries	Sep 2012	#97
Woot! AP...	MrMickeysMom	Sep 2012	#98
You're not the Rude Pundit...	BB_Smoke	Sep 2012	#100
I always bow to his Rudeness....	Aviation Pro	Sep 2012	#103
This gives me joy.	WilliamPitt	Sep 2012	#104
Post removed	Post removed	Sep 2012	#105
enjoy your short stay	Bombero1956	Sep 2012	#111
I loved your OP and...	Hubert Flottz	Sep 2012	#108
Hey, Mr. Big Shot Pilot, we could pay a Chinese girl a dollar an hour to do your job...	hunter	Sep 2012	#109
Thank you for the hearty laugh	boobooday	Sep 2012	#110
And as I read some of the comments....	Aviation Pro	Sep 2012	#112
Next time, please don't hold back! NT	N_E_1 for Tennis	Sep 2012	#114
You lost EVERY Republican, when you said	Caeser67	Sep 2012	#117
that was satisfying!!	KT2000	Sep 2012	#119
Not sure what a "pilot tube" is, but would love top watch you shove it up Shitts assshole! n/t	AAO	Sep 2012	#120
Thoroughly enjoyable, very articulate, and high-minded righteous rant! I kneel before Zod.... n/t	AAO	Sep 2012	#121
That was fun reading! Many thanks for the post...best in a long time.	AlinPA	Sep 2012	#127

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