What's the longest you've ever stood in line to vote?

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21. Less than half an hour in the long-ago beforetimes

I used to vote at the church two blocks down the street, and if memory serves, I never waited much more than 10 or 15 minutes when I didn't just walk right up to the table to get my ballot and have my name checked off. Living in Oregon, though, means your ballot is hand delivered to your home a couple of weeks before election day by a uniformed carrier of the United States Postal Service. I can sit down over a cup of coffee on a weekend morning, thumbing through the Voter's Guide provided by the Secretary of State's office, and vote on the candidates and ballot measures at my considerable leisure.

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