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In reply to the discussion: Howard Fineman re: NYPost Hunter "Bombshell" : ARE YOU F$!&$ KIDDING ME? [View all]WyattKansas
(1,648 posts)With pathetic stunts and schemes that they didn't think through...
'Okay, I know my coat was left in the trashed principles office, but I didn't do it.'
'That wasn't me hiding on the air ducts in the girl's locker room, because I was the one who sprang into action and tried to catch the culprit. Can I have my phone back that I dropped up there?'
'I don't know why the teacher put Teacher's Copy on the top of my test after I turned it in. Maybe I am just that smart?'
'No, we weren't joyriding with the missing Drivers Ed car, we were practicing to make sure we got everything perfect in class. Maybe the Drivers Ed teacher made all those donuts on the football field, put all those dents in it, and fled the police.'
'That wasn't me who downloaded porn into every classroom computer to open when they were turned on. Maybe a glitch happened when I logged in after hours to do my homework, since it was traced back to my IP home address.'