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23. It's when Chtulhu would rise from the depths

Fri Sep 28, 2012, 12:15 PM

Sep 2012

And pwn Trogdor the Burninator and the battle would be so epic that it would decimate the human race.

Though yes, I know the current human population will be eradicated in about a hundred years. Some might be able to go beyond it, but I'll give them less than a decade after that.

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Science confirms Pending Doom [View all] cthulu2016 Sep 2012 OP

link? n/t arthritisR_US Sep 2012 #1

Some proof, facts, figures, diagrams, something would be nice. TrogL Sep 2012 #2

Read the OP again LondonReign2 Sep 2012 #6

It's when Chtulhu would rise from the depths Xyzse Sep 2012 #23

Here you go! bluedigger Sep 2012 #60

That's my take on it. 2030 is probably our last year before the shit hits the fan. HopeHoops Sep 2012 #3

Actually the Bandini hits the Westinghouse in 2038. The Unix clock problem will be worse than Y2K. slackmaster Sep 2012 #11

At least Linux solved that. It's 64 bits now. Not an issue. Not sure about proprietary versions. HopeHoops Sep 2012 #14

If it is infintely worse than Y2K then it will be zero of a problem. n/t ieoeja Sep 2012 #39

That's ok--that's roughly the date of my own personal demise, anyway... Ship of Fools Sep 2012 #44

Offspring? That's all I care about. To hell with what happens to me. HopeHoops Sep 2012 #45

Totally agree... Ship of Fools Sep 2012 #64

We'll probably wipe out the vast majority of surface life, however,... HopeHoops Sep 2012 #68

Why "cheap" pills? bluedigger Sep 2012 #58

actually, I intend to spend every last penny I have Ship of Fools Sep 2012 #63

I guarantee AT LEAST SEVEN BILLION DEAD in the next century! slackmaster Sep 2012 #4

the key word is NWmomma Sep 2012 #5

So what are your credentials? Agnosticsherbet Sep 2012 #7

Cthulhu Fight! slackmaster Sep 2012 #12

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn Agnosticsherbet Sep 2012 #25

While we are screwing with our climate Drale Sep 2012 #8

OK, then, everyone give the best solutions. Go. n/t porphyrian Sep 2012 #9

Procreate like humanity's future depends on it. bluedigger Sep 2012 #31

okay, but if I have any kids as a result, I don't want to know about it!! lastlib Sep 2012 #56

Having kids is part and parcel of procreation. bluedigger Sep 2012 #57

"Plague of human mortality" mgc1961 Sep 2012 #10

One of my college roommates went on to get a PhD in Epidemiology. slackmaster Sep 2012 #13

I won't believe it without a +/- value. 4th law of robotics Sep 2012 #30

Does this poll have a margin of error??? lastlib Sep 2012 #54

Let's just say the probability of death "approaches 1" slackmaster Sep 2012 #61

Bring on the cure! MoonRiver Sep 2012 #15

+ 1 loyalsister Sep 2012 #42

So everyone now living will be dead in 100 years or less. randome Sep 2012 #16

This is definitely true unless BumRushDaShow Sep 2012 #17

This guy doesn't think so: Hassin Bin Sober Sep 2012 #53

Yes, the entire "current" human population will be dead in 100 years or so. MatthewStLouis Sep 2012 #18

Pffft... science. What has science ever done for anyone? Curtland1015 Sep 2012 #19

The aqueduct? Arugula Latte Sep 2012 #24

Okay, but besides the aqueduct, roads, sanitation... Curtland1015 Sep 2012 #38

Ranch flavored Corn Nuts? LondonReign2 Sep 2012 #26

Bubble wrap? Pepsi? Nostril hair clippers? Bunny slippers? Slinkies? Tierra_y_Libertad Sep 2012 #41

Okay... yeah. Bunnie Slippers cthulu2016 Sep 2012 #46

DUzy!! longship Sep 2012 #55

Then we'd better hope the aliens show up to save those of us who care. n/t Avalux Sep 2012 #20

We're Dooooooomed! hifiguy Sep 2012 #21

Since this is ridiculous, we're free to ignore Catastrophic Anthropogenic Global Warming.... Junkdrawer Sep 2012 #22

In other words, in 150 years, everyone alive today will be dead? Speck Tater Sep 2012 #27

Ah but where's your control group? 4th law of robotics Sep 2012 #28

This ALMOST got me. renie408 Sep 2012 #29

That's what the Mastadon said. Lasher Sep 2012 #32

This message was self-deleted by its author zinnisking Sep 2012 #33

I can go one better... Javaman Sep 2012 #34

Not if the singularity occurs bongbong Sep 2012 #35

WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!!!! Kip Humphrey Sep 2012 #36

Hah. Alduin Sep 2012 #37

Science has said this 100s of times. We are still here! Logical Sep 2012 #40

vegetables are the cause guardian Sep 2012 #43

The comments on this one are worth the price of admission. Chorophyll Sep 2012 #47

There can be only one! randome Sep 2012 #48

Oh, the Howwow! nt MineralMan Sep 2012 #49

Whoosh.... MineralMan Sep 2012 #50

Hee. Well-played. (nt) Posteritatis Sep 2012 #51

it is amazing how many people read this thread and missed the joke scheming daemons Sep 2012 #52

Shh....stop that. MineralMan Sep 2012 #59

well played, sir, well played.... mike_c Sep 2012 #62

"Is this some sort of ironic doom?" foo_bar Sep 2012 #65

After reading the replies, I'm kind of hoping the end is nigh. LeftyMom Sep 2012 #66

lol, no kidding. Marr Sep 2012 #67