The Grand Old Party’s New Pantry Cookbook! [View all]

[bondwooley]

Does the GOP have a comeback plan now that they can't ride Mitt's coattails?

From an outside poll:

It’s been said that Washington is the Hollywood for ugly people. So we think this is as good of a time as any for the ugly people to start paying attention to what the pretty people did when their careers started to go south: Write a cookbook!

Everybody who’s ever been an endangered nobody – from Naomi Judd and Coolio to Tony Danza and Florence Henderson – has used this simple device to pull themselves up by their Ronald Reagan bootstraps and restore their career. Even conservative losers like Elizabeth Hasselbeck and Ted Nugent have done it. And they’re still household names!

So what do you expect to see in the cookbook?

- Ron Paul's Legalized Hash Browns?
- Jon Huntsman's Mac & Small Government Cheese?
- Sarah Palin's "Grill, Baby, Grill!" BBQ chicken?

Original poll at: http://lesterandcharlie.com/2012/09/27/the-grand-old-partys-new-pantry-cookbook/