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Poll_Blind

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38. Because all babies can sense the future when they touch somebody. Like in the Dead Zone.

Sat Sep 29, 2012, 08:21 PM

Sep 2012

And they're all watching him launching the nukes like President Stillson in that movie.

Or not.

But you never know.

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Why do babies go all stiff as soon as Willard touches them? [View all] SmileyRose Sep 2012 OP

It's the way he's holding them warrior1 Sep 2012 #1

You know, that was my first thought. AllenVanAllen Sep 2012 #19

his energy is bad. they know such things roguevalley Sep 2012 #36

The Curse of the Undead pinboy3niner Sep 2012 #2

LOL tridim Sep 2012 #3

He is holding them at arms length Generic Other Sep 2012 #4

No... His magic underwear is repelling the kid LiberalFighter Sep 2012 #7

Willard is always in the process of giving them back! treestar Sep 2012 #5

very true, you don't see pics where he and a baby are looking each other in the eye and Voice for Peace Sep 2012 #30

at least they aren't screaming magical thyme Sep 2012 #6

babies can see what we cannot Heather MC Sep 2012 #13

because they don't like cindyperry2010 Sep 2012 #8

Romney is more than thirty thousand years old. randome Sep 2012 #9

They sense his hunger and smell other babies on his breath. n/t porphyrian Sep 2012 #10

Now there you go, doing exactly what you tell others not to do! CrispyQ Sep 2012 #20

Damn! You're right, sorry. It's contagious. porphyrian Sep 2012 #25

Heh. That reminds me of the old joke about how you can tell if Godzilla is tblue37 Sep 2012 #43

Ha! n/t porphyrian Sep 2012 #44

The second one looks like he is swinging him around and around.... WCGreen Sep 2012 #11

He treats them like objects, not precious, vulnerable, amazing little people. nolabear Sep 2012 #12

They think he's about to launch them into space? GoCubsGo Sep 2012 #14

He's a rethuglican. He radiates an aura of evil. lpbk2713 Sep 2012 #15

LOL! onestepforward Sep 2012 #16

terrified he'll pull some "prank" flamingdem Sep 2012 #17

Because they can tell he is uncomfortable from the way he holds them JI7 Sep 2012 #18

Because he holds them like a bazooka? n/t Blaukraut Sep 2012 #21

They heard what happened to poor widdle Bobby... pinboy3niner Sep 2012 #22

Because babies are excellent judges of character. Brigid Sep 2012 #23

Because if they pretend to have rigor mortis he'll eat a fresher baby? n/t gkhouston Sep 2012 #24

!!! polly7 Sep 2012 #46

The babies are trying not to fall forward. lunatica Sep 2012 #26

You know, you're right. gkhouston Sep 2012 #39

Because babies can tell when the person holding them has no soul. craigmatic Sep 2012 #27

The President holds children close. He clearly cherishes them. Romney, on the other hand ... 11 Bravo Sep 2012 #28

You can tell which one had nannies for the kids and which one changed diapers and got puked on. n/t gkhouston Sep 2012 #34

he is spreading his own stiffness MFM008 Sep 2012 #29

He's sucking out their lifeforce? ElboRuum Sep 2012 #31

He's the opposite of King Midas. Everything he touches turns to shit. Initech Sep 2012 #32

Peed my pants just now. kaiden Sep 2012 #33

That's just bizarre. Bobbie Jo Sep 2012 #35

instinctual self preservation? ecstatic Sep 2012 #37

Because all babies can sense the future when they touch somebody. Like in the Dead Zone. Poll_Blind Sep 2012 #38

Mitwit makes babies cry. L0oniX Sep 2012 #40

And then he makes them pay for it... pinboy3niner Sep 2012 #41

Mitwit is a baby thrower! L0oniX Sep 2012 #42

Simples... Turborama Sep 2012 #45

ROFL!!!! Looks like he's trying to launch them!?? ailsagirl Sep 2012 #47

it's like he is Handling them more than Holding them JI7 Sep 2012 #48