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Permanut

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29. This is great, Taterguy,..
Tue Oct 2, 2012, 02:13 PM
Oct 2012

I always like to get in on things marked "OFFICIAL", and number one is even better.

Romney will demand to know what's wrong with carrying your dog on top of the car, and will argue that the dog had a great view and lots of fresh air up there.

Also will defend the height of the trees in Michigan, and defy President Obama to explain why he thinks the height is incorrrect.

Finally, he will explain why harvesting companies is exactly the same as harvesting, say, carrots or rutabagas.

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Romney will be super aggressive cali Oct 2012 #1
Obama will be a cool breeze. HeeBGBz Oct 2012 #63
LOL -Good Morning taterguy malaise Oct 2012 #2
I agree bdamomma Oct 2012 #175
For those without TV service Le Taz Hot Oct 2012 #3
Proposition: Starting debate threads way early is NumbSkullery. Yay or nay? Berlum Oct 2012 #4
Nay taterguy Oct 2012 #5
Not around here it's not. Le Taz Hot Oct 2012 #6
Dont forget about the master debates. I got an A in that class. titaniumsalute Oct 2012 #12
We've had Halloween candy displays in the supermarket for two weeks - let's do this! bluedigger Oct 2012 #43
I saw Christmas decorations in Walmart today HeeBGBz Oct 2012 #61
LOL but seriously... good idea and I think we should keep this kicked. I anticipate at least six lamp_shade Oct 2012 #7
Thanks for your support taterguy Oct 2012 #9
... lamp_shade Oct 2012 #66
another... lamp_shade Oct 2012 #79
Shame on you--interferring with the pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre Superbowl coverage! hlthe2b Oct 2012 #8
Romney has bee storing up Zingers since June boobooday Oct 2012 #10
Bee storing??? DevonRex Oct 2012 #45
And he's storing them in Zingers? What the hell?? randome Oct 2012 #65
Candy Crowley's first question. randome Oct 2012 #11
(Wrong place!) WinkyDink Oct 2012 #112
Romney'll be plastered & doing Henny Youngman jokes. A-Schwarzenegger Oct 2012 #13
"I don't get no respect" or ..... left-of-center2012 Oct 2012 #14
"I don't get no respect" KansDem Oct 2012 #27
Romney Dangerfield. A-Schwarzenegger Oct 2012 #32
LOL!!! KansDem Oct 2012 #35
Discuss: Cornflakes versus panko? gkhouston Oct 2012 #15
I never heard of panko ... left-of-center2012 Oct 2012 #38
You get a much crispier result than breading with ordinary bread crumbs. gkhouston Oct 2012 #39
There appears to be little debating going on in this thread. Ikonoklast Oct 2012 #16
If you debate the officials, you get a 10 yard penalty muriel_volestrangler Oct 2012 #18
Show me the rule book. Ikonoklast Oct 2012 #21
Good luck with that taterguy Oct 2012 #37
The guy that I use would take your socks in judgment if that's all you have. Ikonoklast Oct 2012 #47
My attorney says socks are exempt from judgments taterguy Oct 2012 #50
Even a yoot such as yourself deserves adequate legal representation Ikonoklast Oct 2012 #58
30 days without porn or smokes? taterguy Oct 2012 #70
One can always bribe one of the guards, yanno. Ikonoklast Oct 2012 #71
We'll see a Romney Reagan impersonation C_U_L8R Oct 2012 #17
How long will it take for Romney to get agitated and fly off the handle? Lint Head Oct 2012 #19
I also predict eye rolling and sighing from Rmoney maryellen99 Oct 2012 #20
And lip smacking !!!! C_U_L8R Oct 2012 #23
Romney will come armed to the teeth with "facts" from the right wing reality bubble. Ganja Ninja Oct 2012 #22
Does it involve pizza and beer? HopeHoops Oct 2012 #24
The after debate analysis left-of-center2012 Oct 2012 #25
MSNBC...Hoping for Rachel as well n/t EmeraldCityGrl Oct 2012 #77
MSNBC GreenPartyVoter Oct 2012 #219
Rmoney will use Kyl's "It's not meant to be a factual statement" more than once valerief Oct 2012 #26
Rmoney's response to more than one question ..... left-of-center2012 Oct 2012 #28
This is great, Taterguy,.. Permanut Oct 2012 #29
uh? mshasta Oct 2012 #30
Madness at DU? It's like you're fucking Nostradomus taterguy Oct 2012 #42
Commenting on another poster's choice of sexual partners is a new low, even for you. Ikonoklast Oct 2012 #48
Stop it! I don't want to waste the wine! randome Oct 2012 #49
Romney's open statement was over rehearsed, and the fact that he mentioned the "brave men" in the grantcart Oct 2012 #31
Geez tater guy, can you keep it up that long? nolabear Oct 2012 #33
At this point . . . taterguy Oct 2012 #36
Any ideas ... bongbong Oct 2012 #34
Very large array (VLA) radio telescopes in New Mexico left-of-center2012 Oct 2012 #40
Crowley's 1st question to the President:"Were you born in Kenya?" 2nd question "Are you a Muslim?" AlinPA Oct 2012 #41
Why left-of-center2012 Oct 2012 #46
?? knock knock lamp_shade Oct 2012 #53
Who's th...oh, I get it. randome Oct 2012 #60
Because she is a tool of the republicans and most of them don't think those are false points. AlinPA Oct 2012 #59
a true threadmaster would have posted this Thursday LadyHawkAZ Oct 2012 #44
Boxers... Or Briefs ??? WillyT Oct 2012 #51
Exceptional OP! pinboy3niner Oct 2012 #52
I just came in here to see why this thread has 50 replies TheDebbieDee Oct 2012 #54
Why? Because I'm the one who started it. taterguy Oct 2012 #68
I have to work tomorrow night, so thanks!!! :) nt babylonsister Oct 2012 #55
You're welcome taterguy Oct 2012 #56
I do too. I'll be trying to get home in time HeeBGBz Oct 2012 #62
This thread is the best part of the debate so far! Robb Oct 2012 #57
I just finished watching Sadler debate Cruz for Senate. w8liftinglady Oct 2012 #64
Tappa, tappa, tappa, it's a zinger... tell me how to poke it on Tuesdays... NT Grown2Hate Oct 2012 #67
mid-morning kick lamp_shade Oct 2012 #69
Acknowledgment of your kick taterguy Oct 2012 #80
Romney: "Stop it! This is hard!" nt flamingdem Oct 2012 #72
Well, one thing is for certain. hamsterjill Oct 2012 #73
Look at those clouds. It’s beautiful. LiberalAndProud Oct 2012 #74
Those clouds are exactly the right height taterguy Oct 2012 #75
Height. Yup. Romney will definitiely win. LiberalAndProud Oct 2012 #76
Something about trains? Native Oct 2012 #78
30 more minutes. This looks like the place to be. lamp_shade Oct 2012 #81
QFT taterguy Oct 2012 #82
A'ight Tsiyu Oct 2012 #83
oh to be a fly on the wall right now, 1:30 seconds till debate time demwing Oct 2012 #84
Checking in! NYC Liberal Oct 2012 #85
CBS Tsiyu Oct 2012 #86
Six 15minute segments Tsiyu Oct 2012 #88
All right--either you or cali gotta concede!!! nt msanthrope Oct 2012 #87
Here he is! NYC Liberal Oct 2012 #89
Ever noticed that Romney's head is disproportionately large for his body? BarackTheVote Oct 2012 #90
So's his wallet. WinkyDink Oct 2012 #96
It's a big thing n/t Tsiyu Oct 2012 #97
Rmoney looks terrified crazylikafox Oct 2012 #101
I'm with you, taterguy! WinkyDink Oct 2012 #91
Good to know! taterguy Oct 2012 #227
What channel are you guys watching? Sparkly Oct 2012 #92
And the audio is very harsh and echoey. Sparkly Oct 2012 #98
Nevermind -- switched to CSpan. Sparkly Oct 2012 #105
It is for me on "Democracy Now" too. GreenPartyVoter Oct 2012 #123
CNN! WinkyDink Oct 2012 #99
Romney's going for fact-free emotion. Sparkly Oct 2012 #113
CSPAN, but the signal is crappy. Wonder if it's just a local problem. gkhouston Oct 2012 #106
MSNBC here DisabledAmerican Oct 2012 #108
Current JSK Oct 2012 #218
How subliminal is it that Obama has blue tie, Romney red tie? dixiegrrrrl Oct 2012 #93
Not at all! WinkyDink Oct 2012 #104
Mittwit doesn't even have to say anything and he's already annoying me. N/T BlueStater Oct 2012 #94
LOL bdamomma Oct 2012 #205
Romney: already shifty eyed and uncomfortable SaveAmerica Oct 2012 #95
I hope he freaks n/t Tsiyu Oct 2012 #102
What does all the blinking mean? SaveAmerica Oct 2012 #199
I don't know his head looks huge n/t Tsiyu Oct 2012 #225
Romney looks uncomfortable. nt Terra Alta Oct 2012 #100
He always looks that way Sugarcoated Oct 2012 #109
Nixonian? tilsammans Oct 2012 #111
Dumbass Tsiyu Oct 2012 #119
Romney's face is already showing DisabledAmerican Oct 2012 #103
zinger 1? ecstatic Oct 2012 #107
I hope that was just a lame attempt at humor tarheelsunc Oct 2012 #116
"trickle down government" demwing Oct 2012 #139
Romney just had GHWBush moment demwing Oct 2012 #164
RMoney less tan than Univision. Warren Stupidity Oct 2012 #110
I don;t even want to watch Setsuna1972 Oct 2012 #114
Romney sounds nervous to me Richard D Oct 2012 #115
So does Obama to an extent tarheelsunc Oct 2012 #122
Except we are used to O's speaking quirks. WinkyDink Oct 2012 #126
Maybe they're down to a 30 year low BarackTheVote Oct 2012 #117
O, FGS. Romney's trying to make himself look human. NOT WORKING, MITTWIT, YOU LIAR. He HIRES people? WinkyDink Oct 2012 #118
Romney claims his plans aren't "more of the same" gkhouston Oct 2012 #120
Exactly Tsiyu Oct 2012 #129
Trickle-down Government???? Sparkly Oct 2012 #121
Obama didn't take the bait. Sparkly Oct 2012 #125
That was my thought as well. WTF is that? (nt) eqfan592 Oct 2012 #130
It's co-opting a term that means one thing to make it mean another thing Sparkly Oct 2012 #133
It was a clever line. Won't do him any good but the RW will see it as a 'zinger'. randome Oct 2012 #138
Don't forget our dial-up friends and create a #2 thread when this gets into the 150s.... Thanks! riderinthestorm Oct 2012 #124
Gaffe 1 is Romneys job... sfpcjock Oct 2012 #127
Classy - Romney opened with a lie Politicub Oct 2012 #128
And he hires people?! WinkyDink Oct 2012 #131
Pres: Invest in US company hiring US Workers Tsiyu Oct 2012 #132
The "small business" Romney wants to help is the S-Corp Big business crowd sfpcjock Oct 2012 #153
Rmoney really does look tired BarackTheVote Oct 2012 #134
Romeny's looking down and smirking the whole time DisabledAmerican Oct 2012 #135
Yes, it's weird. n/t gkhouston Oct 2012 #140
Very bush-esque . His eyes are red, too Politicub Oct 2012 #141
his voice is making me sick laruemtt Oct 2012 #144
He tries to look mildlyamused Sugarcoated Oct 2012 #145
I thought that was quite strange as well tarheelsunc Oct 2012 #146
Romney just interrupted the mod DisabledAmerican Oct 2012 #177
Romney can't stand not having the last word DisabledAmerican Oct 2012 #183
OMFG; claims he'll provide tax relief to middle income Americans. gkhouston Oct 2012 #136
second time he's said he doesn't have a tax cut (for the wealthy) fishwax Oct 2012 #150
It's weird how Romney is lecturing Obama about how the upper class is doing fine, as though fishwax Oct 2012 #137
exactly. Sparkly Oct 2012 #149
New Etch-a-Sketch. gkhouston Oct 2012 #157
"People hurt! Things are bad!" Sparkly Oct 2012 #142
Romney's pants are already on fire! WinkyDink Oct 2012 #143
Mitt's walking away from his base Flatpicker Oct 2012 #147
No specifics Rmoney! n/t VespertineIconoclast Oct 2012 #148
Vesper, the picture in your sig line is the scariest thing ever O_O BarackTheVote Oct 2012 #195
LOL! It's meant to be. ;-) n/t VespertineIconoclast Oct 2012 #232
Gas prices doubled? Horse with no Name Oct 2012 #151
He's just making up shit Tsiyu Oct 2012 #174
Obama seems nervous. I have never seen him like this. Grateful for Hope Oct 2012 #152
I don't think he does at all. And I'm not an optimist. randome Oct 2012 #207
Mitt is an embarrasment Grateful for Hope Oct 2012 #215
New debate thread please?? onecent Oct 2012 #154
+1 nt riderinthestorm Oct 2012 #165
This thread is just fine taterguy Oct 2012 #234
...no 5million dollar tax cut? uponit7771 Oct 2012 #155
i like coal....bet he does spanone Oct 2012 #156
I can't listen to romney FirstLight Oct 2012 #158
He's piling up such a huge load of crap it's got to be hard for Obama to know which to correct Sparkly Oct 2012 #159
YES...let's talk about TAXES, Mitt! bullwinkle428 Oct 2012 #160
He can't reduce tax cuts to rich people as that helps middle class Sparkly Oct 2012 #161
Obama seems very relaxed. begin_within Oct 2012 #162
You notice that Rmoney is staring straight at Obama most of the time? BarackTheVote Oct 2012 #163
Romney: I am not looking to cut taxes fishwax Oct 2012 #166
he's etch a sketching his entire campaign spanone Oct 2012 #171
You can't beat them with facts Flatpicker Oct 2012 #167
really Bs'ing bdamomma Oct 2012 #217
Romney brings out the old canard about "clean coal"... dixiegrrrrl Oct 2012 #168
Romney's lying through his teeth. GardeningGal Oct 2012 #169
Romney - "I like coal" WTF? llmart Oct 2012 #170
MITT IS SWEATING!!!! uponit7771 Oct 2012 #172
Mitt's key word seems to be "Crushed"/"Crushing" OmahaBlueDog Oct 2012 #173
Just insulted the hell out of his sons Tsiyu Oct 2012 #182
Obama ZING! BarackTheVote Oct 2012 #187
Could be the operative word for a drinking game. Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin Oct 2012 #201
*********QUOTE HIM!!!!!**************** uponit7771 Oct 2012 #176
I love how Romney's upset about Obama getting his tax plan wrong, when they've repeatedly refused to fishwax Oct 2012 #178
"Don't listen to the fact-checkers...just trust me!" bullwinkle428 Oct 2012 #179
Romney is trying to win with lies, he hasn't said anything true so far tarheelsunc Oct 2012 #180
he got mad!!! mshasta Oct 2012 #181
Romney is creepy Tsiyu Oct 2012 #190
The whole Flatpicker Oct 2012 #184
Please go to new debate thread #2 !! nt riderinthestorm Oct 2012 #185
BAZINGA! Romney's first zinger fishwax Oct 2012 #186
What he means is.... llmart Oct 2012 #191
I think he was calling Obama a liar crazylikafox Oct 2012 #194
you didn't actually expect Romney's zingers to be *zingerish* did you fishwax Oct 2012 #203
They're Romneys ballabosh Oct 2012 #198
"....His big bold idea is NEVERMIND...." uponit7771 Oct 2012 #188
ARITHMETIC! pinstikfartherin Oct 2012 #189
Way over first 15 minutes lol n/t Tsiyu Oct 2012 #200
Everyone is now reaching for the chanell changer... salin Oct 2012 #192
Prez has to ask questions ie: what loopholes, deductions. Specifics. nt kerouac2 Oct 2012 #214
what's with Romney's smirk?? Ghost of Tom Joad Oct 2012 #193
He's channelling W..... llmart Oct 2012 #197
Obama says "Romney's been running on this tax plan for 18 weeks demwing Oct 2012 #196
Rmoney is losing his voice Tsiyu Oct 2012 #202
IF THEY DON'T PAY A FAIR WAGE BarackTheVote Oct 2012 #204
Ooooohhh.... llmart Oct 2012 #209
Anybody got a link that goes over Pres Obamas $3600 tax cut??? eqfan592 Oct 2012 #206
Pres: WE have data to help create jobs Tsiyu Oct 2012 #208
look at Romney trying to re-write rules of the debate! dixiegrrrrl Oct 2012 #210
Oh god Asshole Xyzse Oct 2012 #211
Agh!!! Xyzse Oct 2012 #212
OMG llmart Oct 2012 #213
I LIKE BIG BIRD!! Zinger!! HE'S COMING UNHINGED!! SaveAmerica Oct 2012 #216
I think he's high on something. llmart Oct 2012 #220
Romney is being an aggressive jerk kdmorris Oct 2012 #221
Come on Obama kick him in the nuts! JohnA1 Oct 2012 #222
I agree left-of-center2012 Oct 2012 #233
Now he likes.... llmart Oct 2012 #223
What a bully. llmart Oct 2012 #224
Yeah..the fratboy smirk is off-putting n/t Tsiyu Oct 2012 #226
Romney needs more bran in his diet SaveAmerica Oct 2012 #228
Romney has done some sort of "duch" flapping 4 times underpants Oct 2012 #229
Romney singing "I believe" from The Show of Mormons. Ha! SaveAmerica Oct 2012 #230
romney boy is not so good at following the debate rules, is he? dixiegrrrrl Oct 2012 #231
The only thing Rmoney didn't do left-of-center2012 Oct 2012 #235
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