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dixiegrrrrl

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26. His corpse would not hit the ground before Jr. steps over him to the mike

Wed Nov 11, 2020, 09:00 PM

Nov 2020

rambling loudly at 2000 words a minute....

"Don't do cocaine, they said.
It's hurt your brain, they said.
And hurt your hearing so that you end always talking REALLLY REALLY LOUD!"

"But folks, I came tonight to tell you of all the great ideas we have for the Trump Dynasty!!! Hundreds and hundreds of ideas and we must do them all right this MINUTE!!!
"Daddy's down..."
glances at tubbo, who is quiet for once...
" but he's not out!!!! No Sirree....Here's my idea....(daddy said I was a moron, but I have IDEAS, DAMMITT!"

"wHERE WAS i? oH..YEAH..Daddy's down but he's not out. We're gonna have him on TOUR so that everyone each of you will be able to step up and pay respects at the Trump Endless Memorial Farewell Tour!! "

"Only $100.00 to see his embalmed self sitting on his gold throne behind a perfect copy, in every detail, of the desk in the Oval Office" You'll see him there, thru the glass of the Farewell Train caboose.
***Selfies cost a bit extra"

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A lot of folks will be willing to pay to know who they should blame for their lot in life. Sad. n/t CincyDem Nov 2020 #1

Trumpy Bear giveaways. VOX Nov 2020 #2

A certificate of authenticity signed by the orange anus, himself, just might be the deal breaker Brother Buzz Nov 2020 #14

Now we're talking! VOX Nov 2020 #23

That 1B/year will be safeinOhio Nov 2020 #3

Just like Trump University. Polly Hennessey Nov 2020 #4

I predict a quick, painful decline ... Straw Man Nov 2020 #5

Please proceed quietly then and start your next epic fail, go on.... GET! Brainfodder Nov 2020 #6

Anyone wanna bet he'll pay no taxes on that 1B? KewlKat Nov 2020 #7

It will help launch Jr's political career. He can pnwest Nov 2020 #8

It's the 3:30 rule Clearly fogged in Nov 2020 #9

Conservatives Only Network. C_U_L8R Nov 2020 #10

CON ananda Nov 2020 #12

It's sort of concerning (not to channel my inner Sue Collins) to think about Buckeyeblue Nov 2020 #11

Deutsch was saying, what makes sense, is that it moonscape Nov 2020 #15

That makes sense. In some ways Trump could be more powerful post-presidency Buckeyeblue Nov 2020 #22

His corpse would not hit the ground before Jr. steps over him to the mike dixiegrrrrl Nov 2020 #26

+1. spoken like a true trumpaphobe Clearly fogged in Nov 2020 #29

Hmmmm...you've given me a thought dixiegrrrrl Nov 2020 #30

That is possible Clearly fogged in Nov 2020 #31

does this fit? from previous replies - Clearly fogged in Nov 2020 #32

I suspect that as soon as he's just sound and fury, signifying nothing, he'll bore them stiff renate Nov 2020 #13

Great. Another right wing fake news channel! Lady Freedom Returns Nov 2020 #16

Another bankruptcy coming up AmericanCanuck Nov 2020 #17

Exactly! Remember Trump TV on Facebook during the 2016 election? displacedtexan Nov 2020 #25

P.T. Barnum would be proud. peacefreak2.0 Nov 2020 #18

It will morph into something more insidious. Patterson Nov 2020 #19

And just like his steaks, universities, and casinos, it will crash and burn. nt Binkie The Clown Nov 2020 #20

What to expect: Stay tuned for the "real President" Donald Trump's show: "Donald says" andym Nov 2020 #21

Trump will set up a government in exile at Mar-a-Lago where he can lead the "resistance." sop Nov 2020 #24

Welcome back my friends to the show that never ends ornotna Nov 2020 #27

At least that suggests he's planning to leave Alhena Nov 2020 #28