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Aussie105

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9. In further news . . .
Thu Nov 12, 2020, 02:04 AM
Nov 2020

Last edited Thu Nov 12, 2020, 02:35 AM - Edit history (1)

10 minutes prior to Obama's birth, lawyers for Trump raised concerns about Hawaii's legal status as a state of the US.
Consequently, that status was lifted temporarily.
10 minutes after Obama's birth however, that legal concern was resolved and Hawaii was reinstated as US territory.

Consequently, Obama is not a US citizen, and Trump's lawyers will propose that the Obama years are struck from the history books, that Biden never was VP, and hence is unqualified to be president.

In his concluding statement before the Supreme Court Trump's chief lawyer will say 'Trump wins, Biden loses!'

Reports of bobbing head Republican SCOTUS members and Republicans across the county cheering loudly at the news.

Bwah! Blue Owl Nov 2020 #1
Oh for fucks sake I_UndergroundPanther Nov 2020 #2
pssst... Rhiannon12866 Nov 2020 #4
This message was self-deleted by its author geralmar Nov 2020 #3
Only 1 didn't get it so far. Cha Nov 2020 #6
And, why wouldn't the jealous Cha Nov 2020 #5
All anyone has to do is mention "inauguration turnout" to send Trump right over the edge Rhiannon12866 Nov 2020 #8
Rhiannon, beware if you ever need to post something serious. KY_EnviroGuy Nov 2020 #7
You're probably right, LOL Rhiannon12866 Nov 2020 #10
Stay safe this winter, Rhiannon. We need you here. KY_EnviroGuy Nov 2020 #11
In further news . . . Aussie105 Nov 2020 #9
Why not? Trump's initial scam was to claim that Obama wasn't a citizen Rhiannon12866 Nov 2020 #13
Then Obama Can Run Again! ProfessorGAC Nov 2020 #33
+100 Totally Tunsie Nov 2020 #37
James Corden tonight: "trump came out of his hole and saw his shadow. Hoyt Nov 2020 #12
I laughed hard at this! 🤣 herding cats Nov 2020 #14
I agree, definitely ranks in "the best of Borowitz!" Rhiannon12866 Nov 2020 #16
It was so good! herding cats Nov 2020 #18
Rhiannon12866.... Upthevibe Nov 2020 #15
But only because it's not all that far fetched! Rhiannon12866 Nov 2020 #17
Rhiannon12866.... Upthevibe Nov 2020 #19
It's bad when you see an op like this and your first reaction is ?????? Afromania Nov 2020 #20
I'd like Trump to get a DNA test . . . Aussie105 Nov 2020 #21
He's still not proven he wasn't actually fathered by an orangutan to my satisfaction (nt) mr_lebowski Nov 2020 #22
Mary Trump's book explains a lot... Rhiannon12866 Nov 2020 #23
This message was self-deleted by its author CatLady78 Nov 2020 #24
I knew it as soon as I saw it!!!!!! -------An aside: UTUSN Nov 2020 #25
Well, you picked a good one, since this has to be one of his best Rhiannon12866 Nov 2020 #26
So now, Trump thinks his good friend John McCain won in 2008? Meadowoak Nov 2020 #27
Excellent point! Rhiannon12866 Nov 2020 #28
This is profound because the most painful part of losing for the malaise Nov 2020 #29
And - what people tend to forget - Trump got a lot fewer votes - in both 2016 and now! Rhiannon12866 Nov 2020 #30
What I still love best about his obsession with Obama is that malaise Nov 2020 #32
He really isn't good at it - and always gets caught, he uses a Sharpie! Rhiannon12866 Nov 2020 #34
Hahahahha malaise Nov 2020 #35
Hahahaha treestar Nov 2020 #31
Obama should counter sue challenging Cartaphelius Nov 2020 #36
Yep. Satire: still dead. Aristus Nov 2020 #38
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