OMG Drudge is carrying water for the GOP

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7. He must have broken a lot of eggs

to make that, well, not an omellete, more likely a scene where he writhes around like a reptile on a plastic sheet, whipping the egg whites into a frenzy by jerking his head back and forth and masturbating to a history of Joe McCarthy, Roy Cohn, J Edgar (the) Hoover in drag while listening to the Log Cabin Repiglicans' latest videos and tweets.

At least open a window, Miss Matt! On second thought, don't, keep it closed so you don't have to share the stench with anyone else. The more toxic, the better.