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In reply to the discussion: Will he resign to get a pardon? What say you? [View all]Solly Mack
(90,765 posts)14. He'll slither into the sewers and become the creature from the DC sewage. An orange blob with eyes
a cirrhosis yellow - and whose skin is pockmarked with gaseous, suppurating bubbles that gurgle and pop as the creature slithers along the tunnels. Rancid orange secretions flowing from the now oozing pus pockets, leaving a trail of fetid slime in its wake.
There will be the occasional sightings, along with some blurry photos. A scary bedtime story will be written and stern admonishments will come to pass. "Behave!" people will tell their children - or the "Orange Blob will get you!".
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I agree that pardoning himself will not work. But what guarantee would he have that Pence will
Solomon
Nov 2020
#15
He would get a two-for. A pardon and not have to face an incoming 'winner' at inauguration .
keithbvadu2
Nov 2020
#10
He'll slither into the sewers and become the creature from the DC sewage. An orange blob with eyes
Solly Mack
Nov 2020
#14
Very insightful. The inference is not particularly obvious and thus warrants merit.
WheelWalker
Nov 2020
#21