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Foolacious

(540 posts)
4. I think there should be a smartphone app...
Sat Nov 21, 2020, 04:44 PM
Nov 2020

... that dings every time someone's death from Covid is registered in the Big Needless Death Database. It should show and speak the decedent's name, age, location, and next of kin. It should also report which golf course and on which hole the Traitor is currently playing. And it should be auto-installed on the Traitor's phone.

So about every 45 seconds:

*ding* Sally Jesper, age 54, has died of Covid in St. Louis, Missouri. She is survived by her husband Sam, daughters Jessica and Janet, and parents William and Doris Clark. President Trump is on the 3rd tee at Trump Doral.

*ding* Jack Ishikawa, age 61, has died of Covid in Little Rock, Arkansas. He is survived by his wife Helen and one daughter, Linda; his son, Brian, predeceased him in September of this year, also of Covid. President Trump is on the 3rd hole at Trump Doral.

*ding* Brittany Dewalt, age 32....

Every 45 seconds.

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