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WyattKansas

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12. It wouldn't surprise me if the goats came from a couple states away with no explanation...

Reply to Nevilledog (Original post)

Wed Nov 25, 2020, 05:23 PM

Nov 2020

At how they got to West Seneca in the back of the minivan.

Judge: Have you remembered anymore about how the goats got in the back of your van?

Suspect: I remember going to the liquor store, but there were bright lights blinding me as I started to get out and I blacked out. The next thing I knew, I woke up in jail with everyone making goat sounds at me and laughing at me.

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'A warning from West Seneca: Don't drive drunk with goats in your minivan' [View all] Nevilledog Nov 2020 OP

as someone who has handmade34 Nov 2020 #1

But how these goats got in the minivan is unknown......lol Nevilledog Nov 2020 #3

Too Funny !! alittlelark Nov 2020 #2

I wanna know how he explained the goats after he sobered up. Nevilledog Nov 2020 #4

WAIT...WUT?!! LOL!! Is this REAL? OMG, I'm a native of California, (& live here, thank God), The_REAL_Ecumenist Nov 2020 #5

You think something this important would be on the driver's test gratuitous Nov 2020 #6

I wanna hear how you would explain the mystery goats to your spouse. Nevilledog Nov 2020 #7

Don't ask, don't tell gratuitous Nov 2020 #10

Those do not seem equitable. Nevilledog Nov 2020 #11

One day a hero, the next a goat. (scapegoat) Clearly fogged in Nov 2020 #8

I'll try to keep that in mind... Wounded Bear Nov 2020 #9

It wouldn't surprise me if the goats came from a couple states away with no explanation... WyattKansas Nov 2020 #12