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Lancero

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20. North Korea sent the ballots by rocket actually.

Thu Dec 3, 2020, 06:35 PM

Dec 2020

SpaceX picked them up at sea while doing their own rocket launch and transferred them over to another ship for the 'last mile'.

The ship had to dock in Mexico due to engine issues. The ballots ended up being sent over The Wall by trebuchet and smuggled via Amazon packages to a port in Georgia, where they were finally put back to sea and sent up to Maine.

Their was a bit of a issue though, Amazon mixed up a couple packages and well... a Couple bundles of ballots got replaced with Colombian Snow. Thankfully a deal was made with someone in Canada, and replacement ballots were delivered via trained geese.

...And sadly, if I could recite all this with a straight face I'm sure someone would believe it.

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New winner of looney conspiracy of the year : Stone, Kim Jong Un, ships with ballots in Maine [View all] sunonmars Dec 2020 OP

The current "Mystery Monoliths" weren't monoliths at all - they were hollow, Buns_of_Fire Dec 2020 #1

They will say anything to be in the camera's focus. Biophilic Dec 2020 #2

I don't "Roger that" DonaldsRump Dec 2020 #3

Its looneyland central. sunonmars Dec 2020 #4

Indeed. Stone was a penny-ante player for people as far back as Nixon DonaldsRump Dec 2020 #6

I'm not an English teacher. WinstonSmith4740 Dec 2020 #23

We're About as far from N Korea as you can get mainer Dec 2020 #5

I know, next it'll be it stopped by Cuba to pick them up from Chavez's dead hands. sunonmars Dec 2020 #7

Nah, it could have gone around the Cape of South Africa. Or the Suez Canal. Liberal In Texas Dec 2020 #8

North Korea sent the ballots by rocket actually. Lancero Dec 2020 #20

He might be a flat-earther rpannier Dec 2020 #19

I'm waiting for the BOOM! peggysue2 Dec 2020 #9

Oh no! gratuitous Dec 2020 #10

Roger is not a well man struggle4progress Dec 2020 #11

Ah, yes, I knew it HuskyOffset Dec 2020 #12

What a moron. I doubt that North Korea even knows where Maine is... SWBTATTReg Dec 2020 #13

But Kim loves Trump lame54 Dec 2020 #14

Wooow, progressoid Dec 2020 #15

No way SCantiGOP Dec 2020 #21

... LudwigPastorius Dec 2020 #16

That's Fronkensteen. WinstonSmith4740 Dec 2020 #24

Hehe! LudwigPastorius Dec 2020 #27

OMG! WinstonSmith4740 Dec 2020 #29

Mel was on fire back then. LudwigPastorius Dec 2020 #30

Serious kudos to your dad. WinstonSmith4740 Dec 2020 #31

Why do people even print what this moron says? Caliman73 Dec 2020 #17

No boats. Mendocino Dec 2020 #18

I didn't know Antifa took over NK JustGene Dec 2020 #22

But tRump and Kim Jon Un have a "special relationship" MissMillie Dec 2020 #25

Laughable. Ever been to coastal Maine, Roger? Maine-i-acs Dec 2020 #26

"absolute incontrovertible evidence" needs to be "checked out"? apnu Dec 2020 #28