America's 2nd Benedict Arnold...

[jmowreader]

10. I can just see it

Trump calls General Milley, Chairman of Joint Chiefs of Staff.

"General Milley, I am declaring martial law to order a new election that I will win. Order the troops to the states that I lost and arrest all the Democrats you can."

"Mr. President, that's insane. There are laws against doing that. Besides, I have no operational control over the troops. Contact General VanHerck at Northern Command."

//dial...dial...dial...//

"Is this General VanHerck? Commander of Northern Command?"

"It is."

"This is President Trump. I am ordering martial law to cause a new election that I will win to happen. Deploy soldiers to every state I lost to arrest registered Democrats."

"Wait there. I'll be right over."

//wait three hours for General VanHerck to fly himself to DC in a fighter jet at supersonic speed...//

//General VanHerck walks into the White House with a platoon of soldiers from the Old Guard...//

"Mr. President, you're under arrest for treason, un-Americanism, and actions detrimental to a free society. We already arrested the vice president and the rest of the Cabinet, and now it's your turn. A firing squad will be convened in the morning. We have already alerted President-Elect Biden he needs to get his ass down here by 8 tomorrow morning to be sworn in."

"But...you can't do this!"

"Yeah, yeah motherfucker, and you can't declare martial fucking law and arrest Democrats because you don't like that you lost an election. But don't worry, we'll let you watch Joe Biden be sworn in before we shoot you."