Sorry, Mitt. We're still not that into you.

[Jack Rabbit]

17. This short male has little use for "alphas"

Call me resentful, but being singled out as something of a lesser because I had less body mass had gotten old by the time I was in second grade. While most treated me fairly, the alpha males of the schoolyard were the jack asses who tried to get me to bend to their wills by showing me a doubled up fist or excluding me from the game altogether. There were always the occasional one who didn't need any provocation to slap me around. When caught by a responsible figure of authority, then it was "But I didn't do nuttin'." Fucking liars.

Excuse me, but the alpha males of the world aren't automatically worthy of respect. I'm sure some of those punks grew up to be drug kingpins and others banksters.

Mitt Romney, both in his demeanor and his biography, reminds of the worst of them. I'm sure that gay kid to whom he took a pair of scissors wasn't the first kid he bullied. As CEO of Bain Capital, he simply adapted his inner bully to symbolically push around the other kids, except the other kids are now the working people whose jobs he sent to China. Instead of threatening his victims with a pair of scissors, he threatens them with law suits. Oh, yes, and he demonstrated in spades Wednesday night, he's a fucking liar.