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[Johonny]

2. It was the perfect phone call. Better than perfect. Perfecter. Perfectest.

Look, I need 12000 votes. Roughly. Maybe less, maybe more. The thing is...I have them. If you look. I have them. But they don't look. Why don't they look? You should look into that. I suspect you will find Dominion run Veniz...Venus...Vienna-whalian refugees from Mexico have taken the cogs out of the machines, out of the machines, they've taken them out. The cogs. Out of the machines. No more cogs. Where did they go? They don't know. Gone! That's interesting. It's interesting. I'm interested. So you got no cogs. If they had the cogs, I got 12000 votes... more in fact. A lot more. I won by a lot. We're very popular in George, love that state. Don't know why anyone lives there or would move back, but the state of George. Great place. Good people. And they love me. Look, at the Senate races and see, they love me there. By A lot. Anyways, thanks for finding the TV remote for me. Now lets all watch a very important episode of Luo Dobbs. No, he's not dead. I know, I couldn't believe it myself. He's on TV still. He is.