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Whovian

(2,866 posts) Sat Oct 6, 2012, 03:57 PM Oct 2012

The introduction of road runners to urban locales would greatly reduce the encroachment of coyotes. [View all]

And also bring a great boon to the steel industry from safes and anvils falling from the sky.

Per a study by several really cool top level universities.

This would greatly reduce the chance of lions, tigers and bears into the urban landscape as they all hate the idea of being flattened by large metal objects falling from the sky.

(sorry, it was just sitting there asking for it)

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The introduction of road runners to urban locales would greatly reduce the encroachment of coyotes. [View all] Whovian Oct 2012 OP

Meep meep Bucky Oct 2012 #1

I was thinking of adding that as a final line to the post. LOL. Whovian Oct 2012 #2

Wha--- ? Bucky Oct 2012 #3

Mineral acquisition. Whovian Oct 2012 #6

We should also ban pic-a-nic baskets from urban areas to prevent bears moving in. Gidney N Cloyd Oct 2012 #4

Won't help. Lucinda Oct 2012 #12

Accident levels would rise due to vehicles slamming into tromp l'oeil tunnels. Kurovski Oct 2012 #5

Good point. I really hate it when someone paints a tunnel on a rock face and I try to drive through Whovian Oct 2012 #9

But on the other hand, Kurovski Oct 2012 #11

Note to myself: Buy ACME. nt Buns_of_Fire Oct 2012 #7

I'm thinking you're really a lobbyist for dynamite manufacturers. Brickbat Oct 2012 #8

Shhhhh! Whovian Oct 2012 #10

Are you hunting wascally wabbits? Lucinda Oct 2012 #13

Made me LOL. Thanks! n/t Denzil_DC Oct 2012 #14

Coyotes don't live in urban areas taterguy Oct 2012 #15

Then someone is planting coyote shit on my driveway every evening Whovian Oct 2012 #16

Coyotes THRIVE In Urban Areas. Paladin Oct 2012 #18

Yeah but if the coyotes encroach, the new ACME plant will likely employ THOUSANDS. n/t cherokeeprogressive Oct 2012 #17

Meep? flamingdem Oct 2012 #19