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PurgedVoter

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21. They didn't even capture the tone of a Trump statement.
Wed Jan 13, 2021, 02:12 PM
Jan 2021

Let me help them try to capture the real voice of the Donald.

"I know more about #lawbreaking than anyone. Antifa and China with the help of the reverse vampires, (thanks Lisa,) did all of this. I am biggly proud to lead #America for the next four years, or more, stamp out #violence in the most Lawful way by using roving bands of brave armed hero. On sight firing squad cure! MAGA! Biggly! Stop the steal!#isanyonestilllisteningtothisidiot?"

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Trump releases statement [View all] Nevilledog Jan 2021 OP
Still won't say there was no voter fraud and he lost, just don't do anything bad. Thomas Hurt Jan 2021 #1
"Look, he's learned his lesson, like a kid touching a hot stove" soothsayer Jan 2021 #2
He has finally officially made the pivot .. magicarpet Jan 2021 #23
A mulligan! A do-over! soothsayer Jan 2021 #25
HA! Exactly! My response..... Roland99 Jan 2021 #24
He didn't write it. Probably doesn't even know about it. Crunchy Frog Jan 2021 #30
Agreed Nevilledog Jan 2021 #37
ALL Americans cannot ease or calm. ALL Americans cannot erase you and Magat crimes. nt Irish_Dem Jan 2021 #3
Why didn't he just tell them to stay home? Freedomofspeech Jan 2021 #4
Somebody found out they are going to be sued to hell when they lose the protection of the ResistantAmerican17 Jan 2021 #5
Witness tampering during his second impeachment debate? Mme. Defarge Jan 2021 #6
Is there anyone who thinks Trump wrote that? LisaL Jan 2021 #7
I can't imagine anyone believing that Nevilledog Jan 2021 #12
I doubt he even knows it's been released Siwsan Jan 2021 #13
no way. stillcool Jan 2021 #26
Admit you lied. lindysalsagal Jan 2021 #8
Does he really think this will absolve him of guilt BlueIdaho Jan 2021 #9
Absolving himself of further blame while watching the melee play out on the TV. Budi Jan 2021 #10
Wonder how he reacts when he hears on FOX that someone made up this statement? Nevilledog Jan 2021 #17
Haaahaa.. "PENCE!!!" Budi Jan 2021 #28
They forgot the *wink wink* calguy Jan 2021 #11
Jared or Vanky distracted him with a hamburger and did it Eid Ma Clack Shaw Jan 2021 #14
I love this comment: Arkansas Granny Jan 2021 #15
Go fuck yourself, asshole. Thank you. dalton99a Jan 2021 #16
Will not play well. Askov_Finlyson Jan 2021 #18
There was a cartoon many years ago gratuitous Jan 2021 #19
One of these idiots claimed donny said he would yield to a peaceful Doreen Jan 2021 #20
He has stated agreement to an ORDERLY transition, Totally Tunsie Jan 2021 #22
They didn't even capture the tone of a Trump statement. PurgedVoter Jan 2021 #21
"in light of reports" stillcool Jan 2021 #27
Too little too late. People are dead. IsItJustMe Jan 2021 #29
Too much too little too late Maeve Jan 2021 #31
Nothing is stopping him from invoking the 25th himself. MoonlitKnight Jan 2021 #32
He wrote that and I wrote the Declaration of Independence. Sneederbunk Jan 2021 #33
You will still be impeached twice malaise Jan 2021 #34
Just in time for Repubs to quote on the floor of Congress... Wounded Bear Jan 2021 #35
Riiiiiiiiight! Behind the Aegis Jan 2021 #36
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