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Buns_of_Fire

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18. If he wants it in Florida, make it a roadside attraction: Trumpy Jungle!
Sun Jan 17, 2021, 04:43 AM
Jan 2021


"Where Humans Are Caged And Donald Runs Wild!"

Or something like this, with a giant Donald greeting visitors (and billboards every 25 miles)...


(I know, it's in South Carolina, but i'm talking concept, here.)

Attractions: The DonaldCoaster, the only ride that is open for all, but not QUITE finished (like his wall). The DonaldTower, the highest structure in Palm Beach county (but the elevator doesn't go all the way to the top floor). And, of course, the Hall of the Greatest President, which only has one audioanimatronic figure which is unique in that the speaker for the voice is located in its butt.

I think Ross Allen's Reptile Institute in Ocala might be available for development. it already had a reputation for snakes.

It's Florida, Donnie! Have somebody be creative for you! There are LOTS of places just waiting to be rechristened as the next Donald World! http://www.lostparks.com/

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He just goes from one grift to another. nt Irish_Dem Jan 2021 #1
Yep. He'll out up a golden lean-to moonscape Jan 2021 #4
he'll figure out a way to pay himself and kids, maybe buy 1000s of copies of Don Jr.s books too Demovictory9 Jan 2021 #22
Or blame antifa and build nothing. All the money is his. Irish_Dem Jan 2021 #29
He's always planning his next grift. njhoneybadger Jan 2021 #2
I envision a broken down bookmobile. NoMoreRepugs Jan 2021 #3
Filled with Dollar-Store 1-ply and Maru Kitteh Jan 2021 #25
parked in the Everglades n/t onethatcares Jan 2021 #26
Trump to flee Washington and seek rehabilitation in a MAGA oasis: Florida Gothmog Jan 2021 #5
He is obviously raising that kind of money for himself. smirkymonkey Jan 2021 #10
Aint that the truth! North Shore Chicago Jan 2021 #23
grift Claire Oh Nette Jan 2021 #6
His library will probably burn books. Efilroft Sul Jan 2021 #7
Can we piss on it? roamer65 Jan 2021 #8
He's not worthy of such a library. Initech Jan 2021 #9
Let me guess "Art of the Deal" and "Triggered" will be part of the collection? dustyscamp Jan 2021 #11
Sorry, but didn't Twitter delete the entire library last week? tinrobot Jan 2021 #12
Everything in it will be considered as randr Jan 2021 #13
Presidential library...and casino doubleplusgood Jan 2021 #14
That's a lot of used coloring books. Miguelito Loveless Jan 2021 #15
I favor Republican money being wasted instead of being used effectively Cicada Jan 2021 #16
He'll never get that much money for a copy of "Art of the Deal." NNadir Jan 2021 #17
If he wants it in Florida, make it a roadside attraction: Trumpy Jungle! Buns_of_Fire Jan 2021 #18
I'll bet there's some fine print DFW Jan 2021 #19
He's defrauded people out of money in many ways, duforsure Jan 2021 #20
What percentage of 2B will actually go into the library? brush Jan 2021 #21
That was the first question in my mind. chriscan64 Jan 2021 #30
He'll just bankrupt it n/t North Shore Chicago Jan 2021 #24
The grift continues . . . Vinca Jan 2021 #27
Guess Trumpkids convinced him this scam would be even better than 2024 campaign fundraising wishstar Jan 2021 #28
The idea that anyone would put up that kind of money for it is even more amusing. GoCubsGo Jan 2021 #31
They'll dig ground, pour a few concrete footings and Hotler Jan 2021 #32
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