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struggle4progress

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5. "Hi! It's me, Cabbage Patch Moll! And I'm running for Senate! You may remember me as the designer

Reply to Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin (Original post)

Sun Jan 17, 2021, 07:40 PM

Jan 2021

of cheaply-made but wonderfully over-priced fashion accessories that rip-off other people's design work! But I'm much much more: I'm the other half of the famous Two-Timing Loser crime family that tried to kill the Vice-President and members of Congress on Epiphany in 2021! My program is easy to understand: send me to DC and the Two-Timing Loser family will try again to burn down the Capitol! That's something simple ordinary people like you can get behind! So vote for me, Cabbage Patch Moll! Ad paid for the Gang Of Putinists"

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Ivanka Trump Hit With The Cold, Hard Truth After Hyping Dad's 'Accomplishments' [View all] Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin Jan 2021 OP

2018 - Helsinki exboyfil Jan 2021 #1

"Putin told me he was innocent, and I believe him" flibbitygiblets Jan 2021 #9

Is she really that thick? Deuxcents Jan 2021 #2

Yep, she's that thick. And the dumbass thinks she has the skillset to be POTUS. iluvtennis Jan 2021 #8

I think Florida has two advantages. Lucky Luciano Jan 2021 #10

Donnie's place isn't a residence though... SergeStorms Jan 2021 #23

Ivanka just put down $30M for a new place down there. Lucky Luciano Jan 2021 #24

Ahhhh. SergeStorms Jan 2021 #26

And the exclusive country club on the island said "No!" to their membership. OMGWTF Jan 2021 #28

Great responses! Chemisse Jan 2021 #3

Daddy's Girl Goonch Jan 2021 #4

Sick! SammyWinstonJack Jan 2021 #7

That's traumatizing Jillgirl Jan 2021 #13

Grooming? That isn't even the sickest picture out there. niyad Jan 2021 #20

The Ivumpkin Blue Owl Jan 2021 #33

And this UpInArms Jan 2021 #34

"Hi! It's me, Cabbage Patch Moll! And I'm running for Senate! You may remember me as the designer struggle4progress Jan 2021 #5

lol Lars39 Jan 2021 #22

+100000000000000000000000000000000 x 2 AmyStrange Jan 2021 #29

Stupid enough to believe that she'll get the credit vicariously from her father. no_hypocrisy Jan 2021 #6

Add to that: George II Jan 2021 #11

She makes me sick. smirkymonkey Jan 2021 #12

I think a couple weeks ago she may have been viable in Florida jcgoldie Jan 2021 #15

I agree. smirkymonkey Jan 2021 #17

Let me fix that sentence for you UpInArms Jan 2021 #35

I used to think she was sort of the smart one at least relative to the rest... jcgoldie Jan 2021 #14

She's also under investigation for frauds. nt Lock him up. Jan 2021 #16

IIRC , Mom was no rocket surgeon!! nt Mopar151 Jan 2021 #18

ivanka llashram Jan 2021 #19

2020: "I take no responsibility at all." SledDriver Jan 2021 #21

there will be many movies made about this time period AlexSFCA Jan 2021 #25

Covid response wipes out everything Demovictory9 Jan 2021 #27

I'm waiting for the reality show: "In The Clink With Ivanka" Grasswire2 Jan 2021 #30

I don't care for "reality" tv, but I'd chip in to get that show on the air. Dark n Stormy Knight Jan 2021 #32

This message was self-deleted by its author Grasswire2 Jan 2021 #31