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Mitt Romney walks into a bar... [View all]
Mitt Romney walks into a bar...
Mitt Romney walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender gives him the drink and says "that's 6.50."
Mitt smiles at the bartender and says "no it's not. It doesn't cost anything, because I'm planning on paying for it."
The bartender stares blankly at him for a few seconds then says "ok... so will that be cash or card?"
Mitt laughs softly and replies "I don't have time to explain the details."
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