I'm so happy Joe Biden is president.

[Delarage]

2. I think that every time I hear something about Texas

Unlike Trump would be with a blue-state disaster, Biden hasn't been saying things like:

"I love Texas--but their governor has been very unfair to me....very unfair! But not as unfair as those guys in the back, there (pointing to the press). We are looking at what we can do to help. We want to help them like we've helped the stock market---have you seen the stock market recently? No one gives us credit for the stock market---many people call it the 'Biden Bounce', but the fake news just wants to talk about flooding and freezing. So much for global warming, huh? But we'll see what we can do....the governor came pleading for help: 'Please President Biden, help us!" so we'll see what we can do. He's been very unfair, you know. Very unfair. But I love Texas. I have many friends in Texas, so we'll see what we can do."