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Bo Zarts

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37. Hire an auctioneer as a clerk ..

Reply to Heartstrings (Original post)

Wed Mar 3, 2021, 05:20 PM

Mar 2021

Like a 33.33 rpm record at 78.

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Such an embarrassing asshole! [View all] Heartstrings Mar 2021 OP

The chamber will be almost empty during the reading. MineralMan Mar 2021 #1

Absolutely.....nt Heartstrings Mar 2021 #5

Ron Johnson should have to be there for the entire time Bettie Mar 2021 #9

He won't hear a word of it. Won't read it, either. MineralMan Mar 2021 #14

Yeah, I know, but if he NEEDS it to happen Bettie Mar 2021 #16

+++ agree. nt iluvtennis Mar 2021 #28

He should have to read it. Arkansas Granny Mar 2021 #17

Right? Bettie Mar 2021 #19

Like Johnson's head rickyhall Mar 2021 #24

Ronanon Johnson ouija Mar 2021 #39

This sort of crap used to be squashed by the Lions of the Senate underpants Mar 2021 #2

How's he gonna do that? TreasonousBastard Mar 2021 #3

Any member can demand a reading of the bill. SoonerPride Mar 2021 #4

At least hire James Earl Jones for the job, so it sounds cool. lagomorph777 Mar 2021 #6

Make it twenty hours... Harker Mar 2021 #10

No, hire Pee Wee Herman. n/t Mr.Bill Mar 2021 #34

Can't this be overruled by a vote? jorgevlorgan Mar 2021 #7

If it could, Mr.Bill Mar 2021 #35

Play government my way,... or I throw a monkey wrench into the gearbox,... magicarpet Mar 2021 #8

Make HIM read it Rustyeye77 Mar 2021 #11

at least we'll know they know what's in it Claire Oh Nette Mar 2021 #12

I guess he got his orders Andy823 Mar 2021 #13

I don't think there's a bigger asshole than Trump. LastLiberal in PalmSprings Mar 2021 #43

This message was self-deleted by its author Andy823 Mar 2021 #15

Wonder if it would break any rules to have 10 clerks read different sections simultaneously... Pacifist Patriot Mar 2021 #18

have google text to speach read it at 10x speed..... getagrip_already Mar 2021 #27

Exactly! Pacifist Patriot Mar 2021 #44

That's a DAMNED good idea!! Talitha Mar 2021 #48

And after the reading is done Cirque du So-What Mar 2021 #20

The GOP is the Party of Stunts. It is all they have. Midnight Writer Mar 2021 #21

Bring in a speed-speaking auctioneer. n/t royable Mar 2021 #22

Text/to-speech software, sped up 100x. Done in 6 minutes. unblock Mar 2021 #23

When I read that subject line Ohiogal Mar 2021 #25

Exactly ShellBee Mar 2021 #46

Yep that's a pretty accurate list Ohiogal Mar 2021 #49

Brain you-know-what ShellBee Mar 2021 #51

Greg Abbott Skittles Mar 2021 #53

I blame his constituents superpatriotman Mar 2021 #26

Don't blame me! Dysfunction City Mar 2021 #33

You were very close but I made two simple changes for accuracy. Thank you usaf-vet Mar 2021 #41

:) Otherwise, agree entirely with Superpatriotman. It's the voters. Hortensis Mar 2021 #52

Please use the man's proper name bucolic_frolic Mar 2021 #29

Green Eggs and Johnson. Chipper Chat Mar 2021 #30

Take a vote on reading it and if its read everyone has to be there. blueinredohio Mar 2021 #31

Love this idea! Nt Heartstrings Mar 2021 #32

So now he is just being a prick. Mickju Mar 2021 #36

Hire an auctioneer as a clerk .. Bo Zarts Mar 2021 #37

This is "Filibustering. Get rid of it. Fla Dem Mar 2021 #38

Yes bdamomma Mar 2021 #40

fiery fiscal conservative??? lonely bird Mar 2021 #42

It's a temper tantrum. Petulant. NurseJackie Mar 2021 #45

Johnson is an ass forthemiddle Mar 2021 #47

Get a brain, MoRon Johnson Blue Owl Mar 2021 #50

another Russian agent Celerity Mar 2021 #54