"Cancel Culture"

[Haggard Celine]

8. Very true.

It's like we're all back in school and we're the teachers and they're the asshole kids. Not all the kids are assholes, I'm mostly talking about the repeat offenders.

It's generally the same ones doing the same shit over and over, especially in Congress. They make money just from owning the libs. I swear, there's so much money in it that it's tempting to do it myself, but I have a soul.

But I digress, they do shit just to fuck things up and piss off the teachers. And some of them make a good living just from pissing us off. I would like to take some of that money away, if not all of it.

So what do you do with children who live to piss you off all the time? Start pissing them off! Point out how much their TV evangelists and all the rest of those Bible -thumpers are making and do exposes of their pampered lifestyles.

Find contradictions between the things they say and how they live. There's a million little things we can do to upset them. We don't usually do it because we're generally more polite than they are, but I think it's time to put the shoe on the other foot. Let us be the ones who get to laugh for a change. Own the Cons!