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31. Raccoons are in heaven according to that TZ clip.

Reply to OAITW r.2.0 (Reply #27)

Tue Apr 6, 2021, 07:42 PM

Apr 2021

Perhaps they're also happy about the 'coon hunts, like "Clucky" the chicken in this SNL parody?

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I just found out that (some anyway) hyper-Christians don't believe that dogs go to heaven [View all] renate Apr 2021 OP

In the event animals are absent from Heaven, I'll choose the other destination hatrack Apr 2021 #1

I'm not convinced humans go to heaven or hell. OAITW r.2.0 Apr 2021 #2

A True Story. overleft Apr 2021 #15

If true, Jesus does a lot of pet holding. OAITW r.2.0 Apr 2021 #22

I love this! renate Apr 2021 #25

Beautiful! ♥️ nt Raine Apr 2021 #29

why not MFM008 Apr 2021 #35

These are also the people leftieNanner Apr 2021 #3

Also, no black, brown or Asian people in heaven Cyrano Apr 2021 #4

White Christians figured out how to avoid mingling with the 'coloreds' in heaven. keithbvadu2 Apr 2021 #12

LOL, why not "we'll all be dark in the heavenly ark"? OAITW r.2.0 Apr 2021 #24

The Reverend Billy Graham would disagree. Mme. Defarge Apr 2021 #5

I am suspcious about this whole perfect happiness thing. For God to do that.... Thomas Hurt Apr 2021 #7

"Christians" like that do others no favors Rorey Apr 2021 #6

'If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went." - Will Rogers Withywindle Apr 2021 #8

Yeah..that..but gotta count horses and cat too PortTack Apr 2021 #40

Oh absolutely! Withywindle Apr 2021 #49

Hope his grandchild grows up to be a veterinarian nt intrepidity Apr 2021 #9

The worst of it is that this person is "appalled" by the fact that Ocelot II Apr 2021 #10

the guy was also offended when someone at PetSmart asked if he wanted to register his babies renate Apr 2021 #16

So why did they give their dogs human names? Ocelot II Apr 2021 #21

If there are no dogs it can't really be heaven. ZonkerHarris Apr 2021 #11

The really, really good dogs get to reincarnate as cats.! nt Binkie The Clown Apr 2021 #13

Did you ever find that story? csziggy Apr 2021 #14

awww.... that was sweet! renate Apr 2021 #20

And cats and other pets and animals that give and accept love csziggy Apr 2021 #23

It ain't heaven for the raccoons......nt OAITW r.2.0 Apr 2021 #27

Raccoons are in heaven according to that TZ clip. Buckeye_Democrat Apr 2021 #31

Cluck that..... OAITW r.2.0 Apr 2021 #33

It was just a joke from me. Buckeye_Democrat Apr 2021 #37

I'm sorry, but Hollywood has already firmly established Xavier Breath Apr 2021 #17

Heaven & hell are human constructs SheltieLover Apr 2021 #18

Thank you. For a minute there I wondered where I was. panader0 Apr 2021 #50

Spell God backward mindem Apr 2021 #19

Dog is love. Thanks for reminding me. LakeArenal Apr 2021 #41

Heaven is on earth when your dog is beside you. Hotler Apr 2021 #26

If there are no dogs (or any animals) in heaven then it wouldn't be heaven 👼 Raine Apr 2021 #28

Animals do not sin, so there's no reason they would be excluded from Heaven. nt. Mariana Apr 2021 #30

Well, neither will they. Goodheart Apr 2021 #32

Then what makes it heaven? lame54 Apr 2021 #34

More of their I'm better cause the Bible gives me dominion over all creatures ...bullshit PortTack Apr 2021 #36

There is no heaven or hell! Nt USALiberal Apr 2021 #38

How do you know? Ocelot II Apr 2021 #39

Whose t o say, not you and not the "Christian" who claims to have inside information ... Raine Apr 2021 #51

The Bible mentions animals in Heaven. Furthermore, phylny Apr 2021 #42

Judge not - Heaven's door keithbvadu2 Apr 2021 #43

Classier keithbvadu2 Apr 2021 #46

Life in heaven without a dog would not be heaven. LakeArenal Apr 2021 #44

I learned this in Sunday school roughly age 8 or 9 Johonny Apr 2021 #45

Yes. A nun made me cry with this 'news' when my dog died. apnu Apr 2021 #47

heaven has more dog souls than human souls Shellback Squid Apr 2021 #48