Drunk Woman to cops: No jail, I'm Republican

[icymist]

6. Where else can that meme work? Let’s see, (Top Ten Reasons)

1). When running red lights.
2). When caught soliciting sex in airport bathroom stalls.
3). When shooting a hunting friend in the face and then making him apologize for it.
4). When using a sign that disagreement with the President should have a ‘second amendment’ solution.
5). When bullying little Jimmy’s lunch money off of him.
6). When invoking ‘love of God’ with calls to murder gay people.
7). When denying insurance claims to sick people.
8). When telling people that just became unemployed after their job got shipped to China that it was their own fault.
9). When removing the American flag as soon-to-be unemployed workers are forced to train Chinese nationals how to do their job.
10). When lying.