"Unfox My Cable Box" NOW!

[hunter]

11. The last time an antenna was attached to a television in our house we got more than twenty stations.

All the major networks and PBS. Plenty of religious freaks as well.

My wife and I didn't watch any of it.

When we moved our television to another room the antenna connection didn't follow.

We have a stupid TV attached to a DVD player, a VCR, and a fancy wifi dongle. With the dongle we can watch Netflix for $8.99 a month, we can check out videos from our public library, etc..

We can also rent DVDs from Redbox, or we buy them in thrift stores.

Our children, nephews, and nieces don't seem to know that broadcast, cable, and satellite television exist. Those queer things are something way out there in the old fart universe like AM, FM , and CB radio.

Hey, good buddy! We've got us a convoy!

I rode with Coke bottle bottom glasses Captain Video.