Idiot in Hummer filled 5 gas cans expecting shortages. Put them in his car and lit up a cigarette

[ProfessorGAC]

17. Brings Up A Funny Story

We were playing a big club west of us about 60 miles.
After the first set, the other singer/guitarist went out to the truck to do a couple one hitters in the back of it.
He goes out, comes running back in, hollering"9-1-1!". Goes to stage, grabs one of our fire extinguishers. I grab another and follow him. (We carried 6, as we did pyro in the show.)
By the time we got out there, it was way beyond what extinguishers could do.
I run in, tell soundman to open mike & i start yelling that people parked at the south end better get out there & move their cars.
The funny part? The vehicle that self-immolated was a BLAZER!
Go figure!