Such Aggressive Stupidity

[Warpy]

22. "Why are you wearing masks?"

Responses, most to least appropriate:

Because we think it's still a good idea.

Because the epidemic isn't over yet.

Because we like the way they look.

None of your business.

Because I can skip shaving/half the makeup and put the money toward a yacht.

Because IU just knocked over a bank and don't want to be recognized.

So idiots like you can't tell when I'm sticking my tongue out at you.

I can think of lots more, but you get the idea.