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jmowreader

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12. Not sure how that would even work

Reply to left-of-center2012 (Original post)

Tue Jun 8, 2021, 05:58 PM

Jun 2021

Keys are made of brass, which is non-magnetic.

But jeeze...I can assure you that if the vaccine turned you magnetic, carpenters would be lined up around the block to get it. "Ward off a deadly disease and pick up nails easier at the same time! The COVID vaccine! What CAN'T it do?"

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Anti-vaxxer: COVID-19 vaccine magnetizes people: 'Put a key on their forehead -- it sticks' [View all] left-of-center2012 Jun 2021 OP

OMG, she's right! Haggard Celine Jun 2021 #1

Good News Bad News leftieNanner Jun 2021 #3

It should be illegal for someone like her to Haggard Celine Jun 2021 #11

She is an osteopath and practices as such. Per Wikipedia she was director of Emergency Services Shrike47 Jun 2021 #20

Well I think she shouldn't be allowed to treat anyone if Haggard Celine Jun 2021 #21

'...but she treats patients.' That's fucking horrifying. Volaris Jun 2021 #27

OMG, everyone knows you use a magnet to neutralize the chip! Pobeka Jun 2021 #2

This "Doctor" Obviously Missed Physics Class ProfessorGAC Jun 2021 #4

Look on the brightside... Yavin4 Jun 2021 #5

I haven't misplaced my keys ever since I was vaccinated. Buckeye_Democrat Jun 2021 #6

put a fork in her. she's cooked! NewHendoLib Jun 2021 #7

So if I'm magnetic because I got the vaccine, does this mean that people... iscooterliberally Jun 2021 #8

Yes. Yes it does. Chellee Jun 2021 #15

In her case, yes. lagomorph777 Jun 2021 #29

It's not actually her that frustrates the shit out me... LanternWaste Jun 2021 #9

That explains why I'm covered in paper clips. Ocelot II Jun 2021 #10

I have a lot of cicadas sticking to me. lagomorph777 Jun 2021 #32

Not sure how that would even work jmowreader Jun 2021 #12

And I thought it was my charm... Hugin Jun 2021 #13

Sherri Tenpenny left-of-center2012 Jun 2021 #14

The one I like cbabe Jun 2021 #16

How the hell does that work with non-ferrous metals like brass, which is used in keys? n/t Humanist_Activist Jun 2021 #17

Good point! Treefrog Jun 2021 #23

Fuck, if you made a magnet powerful enough to attract such metals, let's just say that it would... Humanist_Activist Jun 2021 #25

I knew a few boys in middle school who could stick a spoon to their nose... Hekate Jun 2021 #18

The place where she need to be taken, people are not allowed to have keys or forks. KY_EnviroGuy Jun 2021 #19

Sherri Tenpenny is not an MD...but.....An osteopathic physician--.OD Stuart G Jun 2021 #22

Her issues have little to do with the path she took to becoming a doctor. Ms. Toad Jun 2021 #36

Yeesh. Keys are mostly not magnetic, for obvious fucking reasons. greenjar_01 Jun 2021 #24

So THAT's why mine keep falling off my forehead! (nt) Pinback Jun 2021 #37

Downside is now 2 of my credit cards don't work any more... Wounded Bear Jun 2021 #26

I don't know if made me attractive, but her attitude is very repulsive. lagomorph777 Jun 2021 #28

This shit *HAS* to be coming from Alex Jones! Initech Jun 2021 #30

A spoon is on the end of my nose Pas-de-Calais Jun 2021 #31

Fuck. rownesheck Jun 2021 #33

If I spin around really fast, maybe I can generate enough power Ocelot II Jun 2021 #34

I can empirically testify that this isn't true... regnaD kciN Jun 2021 #35

Oh, that's why I got stuck to the refrigerator! tanyev Jun 2021 #38

The irony of this is..it started as a leftist joke...seriously PortTack Jun 2021 #39

That is...iron..ic greenjar_01 Jun 2021 #42

That explains why I haven't been able to use a compass. lpbk2713 Jun 2021 #40

Keys and cutlery are typically non-magnetic elias7 Jun 2021 #41