$9000 per adult, $7000 per child...

[Beastly Boy]

7. Don't buy at Starbucks. Don't use Uber. Don't order take out. Don't travel to Europe.

Eat out of garbage cans, sleep under bridges, beg, borrow, steal, sell your body, and don't spend a single penny on soap or transportation for years. Whatever it takes. Survive like an animal.

And then, if you are still alive by the time you cross the border, start all over again so you can pay a coyote lawyer to keep you from being deported. Well, at least the contents of garbage cans are usually of better quality, and you can reliably find unused soap being thrown away.

It's much tougher than an average American can even imagine.