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17. I'd be happy to help him self-publish it

Tue Jun 15, 2021, 02:07 PM

Jun 2021

For a fee of one billion dollars. Which I would then donate to various Democratic/leftish groups.

Payment up front, of course.

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Trump insists he's writing 'book of all books' but big publishers unlikely to touch it [View all] Eugene Jun 2021 OP

I hope this afternoon he's gearing up to take the shit of all shits Blue Owl Jun 2021 #1

"The Book of All Books" by the Mother Of All Liars dalton99a Jun 2021 #2

Brilliant Phrasing [by dalton99a] wyn borkins Jun 2021 #14

Yea, right, move over Charlie Dickens. Chainfire Jun 2021 #26

executive editor I don't know NJCher Jun 2021 #52

A book like you've never seen before. And never will see. lagomorph777 Jun 2021 #40

it will be titled, "the bible according to donald". LOL nt Javaman Jun 2021 #47

Written with crayons, no doubt! Firestorm49 Jun 2021 #56

History will remember him as the con of all cons captain queeg Jun 2021 #3

I don't think so Chainfire Jun 2021 #30

The epitome of the Great American Novel PCIntern Jun 2021 #4

he will be the first ex potus to have to self publish his bio. ZonkerHarris Jun 2021 #5

The funny part is ScratchCat Jun 2021 #6

Isn't the Bible the book of all books? underpants Jun 2021 #7

Matthew Mark Luke John Donald frogmarch Jun 2021 #15

He would never accept those four losers having first billing. n/t Mister Ed Jun 2021 #19

Maybe she can buy up the rights to the Bible, and then Crunchy Frog Jun 2021 #69

The Last Whole Earth Catalog twodogsbarking Jun 2021 #25

Trump's Whole Bullshit Catalog would be almost as good. lagomorph777 Jun 2021 #41

Trump is writing the Whole Dearth Catalog. (nt) Pinback Jun 2021 #59

Will it come with dweller Jun 2021 #8

I think Cyber Ninjas should publish the book Silent3 Jun 2021 #9

K& big R#5 for, can hardly wait for the ghost writer to reveal 'self as MOLE & tell all. Plus, UTUSN Jun 2021 #10

I can see how his childlike writing skills might appeal to DC and Marvel. marble falls Jun 2021 #11

Hey! MurrayDelph Jun 2021 #77

I was thinking Little Audrie or Baby Huey. Richie Rich, Archie. marble falls Jun 2021 #78

Wanna bet he 'borrows' from "Hop on Pop"? (n/t) Moostache Jun 2021 #12

Are there pictures? Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin Jun 2021 #13

Illustrated by Ben Garrison. Grokenstein Jun 2021 #65

"You don't know the publisher, she lives in Canada" vibe going on here Nevilledog Jun 2021 #16

I'd be happy to help him self-publish it DavidDvorkin Jun 2021 #17

Yeah, Like He Has A Billion Dollars! ProfessorGAC Jun 2021 #28

But the book would earn ten billion, at least DavidDvorkin Jun 2021 #50

Don't Tell Me ProfessorGAC Jun 2021 #54

PhD in Salesmanshipmalarkey! DavidDvorkin Jun 2021 #73

You're On A Roll! ProfessorGAC Jun 2021 #74

"i won", "Everything good,, it's because of me". "i'm the greatest president" Demovictory9 Jun 2021 #18

Says guy who can't find a ghostwriter to take the project bucolic_frolic Jun 2021 #20

"I'm writing like crazy anyway." Now that made me laugh. Midnight Writer Jun 2021 #21

He means "I'm spouting BS constantly, and a flunky is recording it ... muriel_volestrangler Jun 2021 #43

Will the book come with crayons? tinrobot Jun 2021 #22

let the idiot write !! doj could use more ammo on him ! self incrimination!!! monkeyman1 Jun 2021 #23

How can he write when he cannot read? Wild blueberry Jun 2021 #24

Too Complicated ProfessorGAC Jun 2021 #29

That's going to be a self-published book, right there. Cuthbert Allgood Jun 2021 #27

Desperate attemp to do two things: wnylib Jun 2021 #31

Mike Pence's book title::::: My Time With DT - Hangman keithbvadu2 Jun 2021 #32

Why Bring this MF up about anything, enough already, coon. speaknow Jun 2021 #33

"my book is so big. it will be the biggest! you will never be able to finish it, it will be so big". Javaman Jun 2021 #34

"I'm writing like crazy" left-of-center2012 Jun 2021 #35

"I've already written many, many chapters" dalton99a Jun 2021 #37

Yeah, yeah. . .sure you are. Anything to keep your name in the news AZLD4Candidate Jun 2021 #36

He had nothing to say about his (non) book NQAS Jun 2021 #38

I can help with the... Whiskeytide Jun 2021 #39

Let me guess, it's his version of Mein Kampf. patphil Jun 2021 #42

Stephen Miller. WarGamer Jun 2021 #45

Hitler didn't write Mein Kampf either - it was dictated (appropriately) to Hess muriel_volestrangler Jun 2021 #46

Translation: Stephen Miller's been busy. WarGamer Jun 2021 #44

Fiction, starting with "he's writing". keithbvadu2 Jun 2021 #48

"Writing" Bigly Sarcasm Bristlecone Jun 2021 #49

Its been exposed already, he does not write one words of his books. Johonny Jun 2021 #51

If he does write it himself, (which he won't) chriscan64 Jun 2021 #53

NOBODY wants to buy a book of lies. Might as well buy a Stephen King novel. spanone Jun 2021 #55

crayola crayons 128 pack are still being made, so it's possible.1 irisblue Jun 2021 #57

He craves attention so badly that GoodRaisin Jun 2021 #58

Oh, hell, you know someone with actual money will help him get it published. TNNurse Jun 2021 #60

FINALLY, something that will beat the babble? czarjak Jun 2021 #61

He's writing it? Yeah, right. He's probably not even dictating it. C Moon Jun 2021 #62

Beautiful health plan, beautiful book, from his beautful invisible world of make believe. nt Binkie The Clown Jun 2021 #63

Too late. I already did that. But he's right about one thing. DFW Jun 2021 #64

It'll add to his Prezdential library! lunatica Jun 2021 #66

A Big Lie Turbineguy Jun 2021 #67

Who the hell would ghost-write it? cab67 Jun 2021 #68

There is always Regnery Warpy Jun 2021 #70

Five new lies in that short statement by former guy. nt July Jun 2021 #71

Writing like Crazy......? canetoad Jun 2021 #72

Imagine trying to be his proof reader and having to wade... 3catwoman3 Jun 2021 #75

He gave it to the MAGAts to proofread maxrandb Jun 2021 #76