name the first tv program you can remember as a young child .

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111. Oh, yeah, I had the Magic Screen. But one day it ripped.

Being a resourceful little shit, I tried to use Saran Wrap. It just wasn't the same.

But Winky was in trouble! And I was the only one who could help!

So I peeled everything off and helped my pal Winky escape from an island or something by drawing a boat right on the screen. And a damned fine boat it was.

My mother didn't agree.

Bye, Winky Dink. Hello, Tom Terrific (my mother figured I couldn't do much damage with a funnel).