Police break up exorcism at Eastern Pa. Home Depot

[jmowreader]

53. That would have been an...interesting call to make to the store manager

"Hi Rich? You need to come to Aisle 27 right now. We've got a problem."

"What's the problem?"

"There are six people exorcising the spirits out of the lumber, man. Get down here quick, you got to see this."

"There are WHAT?"

"Just what I said, sir. Six people are holding some kind of weird religious ceremony in the lumber aisle."

Thirty seconds later...

"How come this always happens to me."

"To YOU? I found 'em first."

Somehow I think Rich Niemiec, the best store manager I ever worked for, would have enjoyed this.