When you don't want to teach kids about slavery but want to preserve Confederate monuments [View all]

[Martin Eden]

That's called hypocritical race theory.

I can't take credit for this, as I just read it at the end of Eric Zorn's column in today's Chicago Tribune. He holds a reader poll of funniest tweets, and this was the winner in Zorn's final column at the Trib.

Zorn, along with several other long time columnists, accepted a buyout from the newspaper's new ownership.