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KentuckyWoman

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8. I love my chip.

Sun Jul 18, 2021, 09:47 PM

Jul 2021

The GPS got me to Kroger but it couldn't tell me what was on the list I left behind on the kitchen table. Luckily the Covid chip knew and told me what to pick up.

The government listening in on my thoughts really helped out an old lady that day I can tell you.

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51% of the unvaccinated think our gov is using it to "microchip" the population [View all] Pluvious Jul 2021 OP

How many of these idiots carry a smart phone which can be used to track their every move? LonePirate Jul 2021 #1

you beat me to it .:) AllaN01Bear Jul 2021 #10

The weird part is... They do know that, so... Ohio Joe Jul 2021 #28

My first thought. Ka-Dinh Oy Jul 2021 #36

YUP Withywindle Jul 2021 #38

The other ones think it's a scheme to kill off half the population captain queeg Jul 2021 #2

I think you're on to something. A lot of those idiots at the Capitol building were wearing Trump Gaugamela Jul 2021 #14

This is so incredibly stupid because Withywindle Jul 2021 #39

The government. It's a right wing construct. Why would anybody in the government care to find them? Walleye Jul 2021 #3

I wondered why I was tuning in Mexican radio tonite. roamer65 Jul 2021 #4

This message was self-deleted by its author Chin music Jul 2021 #5

Bee Boop Bee Bop Bee Boop Boop! TheBlackAdder Jul 2021 #6

You know it's true because car companis can't get any chips! Case closed!!11!!11! PSPS Jul 2021 #7

I love my chip. KentuckyWoman Jul 2021 #8

On top of that, my wifi signal is much stronger and... Probatim Jul 2021 #34

Interesting dweller Jul 2021 #9

I just hope those people gently bump their heads, so that they get Blue_true Jul 2021 #11

I sure hope they don't find out that a chip is secretly injected whenever they vote. CoopersDad Jul 2021 #12

Wouldn't it be wonderful if there was such a chip that could make them smarter. tavernier Jul 2021 #13

I don't believe them IcyPeas Jul 2021 #15

I can hardly wait to tell someone that I got salsa with my first chip & queso with my second one... Hekate Jul 2021 #16

Pillow guy says its the mark of the beast.. Permanut Jul 2021 #17

I have always thought this was completely idiotic, but then again, I am no scientist, doctor or smirkymonkey Jul 2021 #18

I think digital angel spooked them I_UndergroundPanther Jul 2021 #19

Ok, I looked this up and here is the size of the typical microchip that is implanted in human beings smirkymonkey Jul 2021 #20

I believe that's the Soros chip. The Gates chip uses a different needle: AZ8theist Jul 2021 #37

Oh, yes. Well that goes without saying. smirkymonkey Jul 2021 #40

Not yet-- they must be sci-fi fans. well at least the conspiracy theorists must be. andym Jul 2021 #21

Did they read that on their phones? lame54 Jul 2021 #22

The vaccine turned me into a newt IronLionZion Jul 2021 #23

The Delta variant viral load is 1260 times greater than the first wave variant. roamer65 Jul 2021 #24

Holy crap that's a big viral load increase! I_UndergroundPanther Jul 2021 #26

That's why it's now a matter of seconds for an infection. roamer65 Jul 2021 #30

This is exactly why I got vaccinated in the first place. Larissa Jul 2021 #32

More of this end-times rapture BS. Crowman2009 Jul 2021 #25

I was walking down the street the other day and... LudwigPastorius Jul 2021 #27

Some won't come around to getting vaccinated Larissa Jul 2021 #29

There are going to be a lot wheeled into holding areas to die. roamer65 Jul 2021 #31

51% of the unvaccinated DemocraticPatriot Jul 2021 #33

and 49% of unvaxxer's refuse to comment on microchip ! RANDYWILDMAN Jul 2021 #35