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[niyad]

Chinese satellites using directed energy warfare, even though they are drowning in their own weather modification foulups. Thee military will be taking down the satellites this week. The crew from the stranded Evergreen (remember that one?) have died, and their autopsies show chemical burns from the cargo of chemicals that create radiation. Congress members will not be returning from their recess since they will have all been arrested, and tried by military tribunals at gitmo. The delta variant is caused by all the people getting the vaccine (which is not really a vaccine). The male scientist who created the not-vaccine regrets doing so. (The fact that the messenger-RNA technology was created by a woman scientist is apparently beside the point.)

And that is just the parts that I caught when I wasn't petting my cat.

And it wasn't even noon.

You are welcome. Now where did I put the tequila??